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Sneaking in: FTR, I haven't heard a peep from Ms. Double-J. Sigh. People should not be so thin-skinned, but then neither is it right for some people to be rude to others.
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There once was a fellow named Leon: His enemies thought him a peon. But in a fight rough and frictional His actions proved far from fictional; And they found his blood to be colder than Freon.
KIDNEY - KINDLY
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I just want to say.....I'm loving reading this thread but I suck at making up my own rhymes....so cant contribute
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Uh-oh. A frank and vulgar conversation between two friends. Don't look if that doesn't sound like your sort of limerick. Lee's neighbor, his life-long friend, Sydney, Asked Lee if he might have Lee's kidney. "I hope you don't mind, Lee," Sid asked him most kindly. Lee answered, "F**k you! Are you kiddin' me?" GUILTY - GUMMA
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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Uh-oh. A frank and vulgar conversation between two friends. Don't look if that doesn't sound like your sort of limerick. I'm guilty and ROFLMHO @ you 123
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A guilty young man he once found, A rather disagreeable mound, 'Oh no a gumma!' He cried to his mamma, And fainted right there on the ground.
COTERMINOUS + COTTONMOUTH
----The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false----
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His dentist had sadly forgotten To pack Al's tooth sockets with cotton. Mouth, once hale, grew verminous In the sockets coterminous, And his jawbone began to go rotten.
INTRUDE - INVENTION
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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A bone of contention Requiring ample comprehension To relieve the tension, Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Her ability to inspire a multitude Is often misconstrued, seeming to intrude And even pooh-poohed. Relax and try not to come unglued.
plump - podium
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When the young lady stood at the podium, She observed her reflection with odium. "My God! I've grown plump! I can't see past my rump! I will just have to lay off the sodium."
GRIGRI - GRIZZLY
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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No vulgarity, but pretty darned off color, nonetheless. "Let's stop Lee, I have to go tee-tee," Bob said as he looked at his grigri. "Golly gee whiz, Lee You're as rough as a grizzly. With a knot in it, how can I pee-pee?" DAYBREAK - DEADFALL
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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