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Sneaky Burton would slink 'round the block Busting into homes: he'd never knock. He's a not-to-be bloomer: A real social tumor. Now he's on the wrong side of the lock.
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On a slow ship of the desert named Clyde Ahab the Arab did leisurely ride He put Clyde into second gear Clyde said Ahab, now looka here I'm a shiftless model let go of my ear! SALOON - SALTATE
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A lycanthrope one night in June was seen in his favorite saloon Where he licked up some salt, Ate a lime, drank some malt, and proceeded to howl at the moon.
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Alabama has an electric chair nicknamed Yo' Yellow Mammy And Elmo was a Democrat who stole food stamps from his granny "Now here's a happy thought" He said "one I do propine Serve me up my ten thousand volts one volt at a time"
[But Elmo wasn't prorated because just like this rhyme An execution and a poem should end in the shortest time]
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Magda began with astrolatry, like her mother, and added geolatry; This talent gentilitial She found monetarily beneficial And offered her readings “two for idolatry”.
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I didn't laugh when I read "two for adolatry"; I smiled. I smiled for five minutes...I'm still smiling.
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Thanks, Jenny! I did the same with your electric chair pome. I read it over several times and chuckled each time.
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Whether Congolese, German, Caucasian, African, Spanish, or Asian, Every soul should aspire to live life on fire, As though we were, each of us, Cajun!
... et laissez les bon temps roullez!
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Rodriguez thought he had no enemy; He considered himself quite a prodigy; Twas a blow to his ego to hear “Adios, Amigo!” As they hanged and defaced his effigy.
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