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Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123] #191877
07/11/10 02:10 PM
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MAJESTY - TRAGEDY

Good young Bob was a majesty maker
Gave Bob my wife and he said he'd take her
But my brief majesty
Became Bob's tragedy
She shot Bob and married the undertaker



MILTON - MIND READING

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Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny] #191880
07/11/10 11:48 PM
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At the breakfast buffet at the Hilton,
When a scholarly fellow named Milton
Said, "I don't mind reading
Amidst all this feeding,"
His wife replied, "Just pass the Stilton."

PERSEVERE - PERSONIFY


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123] #191898
07/13/10 02:34 AM
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PERSEVERE - PERSONIFY

I am (they say) a low down no account rake
They say (and I am) a crook, phoney and fake
But hey, if I persevere
And stop drinking beer
In a year or two I could personify a snake
I say

REDTAPE - REDUCE

Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny] #191904
07/14/10 01:40 AM
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She decided she had to reduce
For the hot guy she wished to seduce,
But she couldn't escape
The dreaded red tape,
So she said, "Pass the chops - what's the use?"

INHALER - INJUSTICE


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123] #191917
07/16/10 02:10 PM
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INHALER - INJUSTICE


In 1466 the Devil was Vlad the Impaler
In 1966 the Devil was the Hippy Inhaler
Today injustice abounds
While the Devil stands around
Our Liberator has become our Doom-a-rater


HARMONICA - HAPPY





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Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny] #191922
07/17/10 12:52 AM
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Harmonica baby was happy
As long as he played with his pappy.
But when Mom interfered,
His sound--off it veered!
And from then on his music was crappy.

RESTRICT--RETRO-ROCKET

Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: Jackie] #191937
07/17/10 06:21 PM
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RESTRICT--RETRO-ROCKET

Why do dictionaries hyphenate "retro-rocket"?
"retro" is an adjective, a rocket is a rocket.
If only Webster would restrict
Hyphenated words, I predict
I could fit their dictionary into my shirt pocket.

PLUTONIC - POETIC LICENSE

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Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny] #192003
07/22/10 01:42 AM
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It's decidedly more than ironic
That people think diamonds plutonic.
They're bright carbon to my sense,
And such poetic license
Ascribes to them shadows demonic.

INCESTUOUS - INCOGNITO


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123] #192006
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Hey--it ain't Thursday yet! 'Less you moved to the Far East.

Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: Jackie] #192009
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Its almost Friday here. The first to see the sun.

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