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#191877 - 07/11/10 02:10 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123]
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Good young Bob was a majesty maker
Gave Bob my wife and he said he'd take her
But my brief majesty
Became Bob's tragedy
She shot Bob and married the undertaker
MILTON - MIND READING
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#191880 - 07/11/10 11:48 PM Joined: Feb 2010
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When a scholarly fellow named Milton
Said, "I don't mind reading
Amidst all this feeding,"
His wife replied, "Just pass the Stilton."
PERSEVERE - PERSONIFY
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#191898 - 07/13/10 02:34 AM Joined: Jun 2010
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I am (they say) a low down no account rake
They say (and I am) a crook, phoney and fake
But hey, if I persevere
And stop drinking beer
In a year or two I could personify a snake
I say
REDTAPE - REDUCE
#191904 - 07/14/10 01:40 AM Joined: Feb 2010
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For the hot guy she wished to seduce,
But she couldn't escape
The dreaded red tape,
So she said, "Pass the chops - what's the use?"
INHALER - INJUSTICE
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#191917 - 07/16/10 02:10 PM Joined: Jun 2010
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In 1466 the Devil was Vlad the Impaler
In 1966 the Devil was the Hippy Inhaler
Today injustice abounds
While the Devil stands around
Our Liberator has become our Doom-a-rater
HARMONICA - HAPPY
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#191922 - 07/17/10 12:52 AM Joined: Mar 2000
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As long as he played with his pappy.
But when Mom interfered,
His sound--off it veered!
And from then on his music was crappy.
RESTRICT--RETRO-ROCKET
#191937 - 07/17/10 06:21 PM Joined: Jun 2010
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Why do dictionaries hyphenate "retro-rocket"?
"retro" is an adjective, a rocket is a rocket.
If only Webster would restrict
Hyphenated words, I predict
I could fit their dictionary into my shirt pocket.
PLUTONIC - POETIC LICENSE
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#192003 - 07/22/10 01:42 AM Joined: Feb 2010
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That people think diamonds plutonic.
They're bright carbon to my sense,
And such poetic license
Ascribes to them shadows demonic.
INCESTUOUS - INCOGNITO
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#192006 - 07/22/10 02:55 AM Joined: Mar 2000
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