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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 28 of 126 1 2 … 26 27 28 29 30 … 125 126 Go to page... Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123] #191877 07/11/10 02:10 PM 07/11/10 02:10 PM Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,554 Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi J jenny jenny veteran jenny jenny   veteran J Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,554 Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi MAJESTY - TRAGEDY Good young Bob was a majesty maker Gave Bob my wife and he said he'd take her But my brief majesty Became Bob's tragedy She shot Bob and married the undertaker MILTON - MIND READING Last edited by jenny jenny; 07/11/10 02:13 PM. Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny] #191880 07/11/10 11:48 PM 07/11/10 11:48 PM Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA beck123 addict beck123   addict Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA At the breakfast buffet at the Hilton, When a scholarly fellow named Milton Said, "I don't mind reading Amidst all this feeding," His wife replied, "Just pass the Stilton." PERSEVERE - PERSONIFY "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123] #191898 07/13/10 02:34 AM 07/13/10 02:34 AM Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,554 Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi J jenny jenny veteran jenny jenny   veteran J Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,554 Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi PERSEVERE - PERSONIFY I am (they say) a low down no account rake They say (and I am) a crook, phoney and fake But hey, if I persevere And stop drinking beer In a year or two I could personify a snake I say REDTAPE - REDUCE Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny] #191904 07/14/10 01:40 AM 07/14/10 01:40 AM Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA beck123 addict beck123   addict Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA She decided she had to reduce For the hot guy she wished to seduce, But she couldn't escape The dreaded red tape, So she said, "Pass the chops - what's the use?" INHALER - INJUSTICE "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123] #191917 07/16/10 02:10 PM 07/16/10 02:10 PM Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,554 Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi J jenny jenny veteran jenny jenny   veteran J Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,554 Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi INHALER - INJUSTICE In 1466 the Devil was Vlad the Impaler In 1966 the Devil was the Hippy Inhaler Today injustice abounds While the Devil stands around Our Liberator has become our Doom-a-rater HARMONICA - HAPPY Last edited by jenny jenny; 07/16/10 11:38 PM. Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny] #191922 07/17/10 12:52 AM 07/17/10 12:52 AM Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 11,613 Louisville, Kentucky Jackie OP Carpal Tunnel Jackie   OP Carpal Tunnel Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 11,613 Louisville, Kentucky Harmonica baby was happy As long as he played with his pappy. But when Mom interfered, His sound--off it veered! And from then on his music was crappy. RESTRICT--RETRO-ROCKET Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: Jackie] #191937 07/17/10 06:21 PM 07/17/10 06:21 PM Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,554 Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi J jenny jenny veteran jenny jenny   veteran J Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,554 Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi RESTRICT--RETRO-ROCKET Why do dictionaries hyphenate "retro-rocket"? "retro" is an adjective, a rocket is a rocket. If only Webster would restrict Hyphenated words, I predict I could fit their dictionary into my shirt pocket. PLUTONIC - POETIC LICENSE Last edited by jenny jenny; 07/18/10 01:57 AM. Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny] #192003 07/22/10 01:42 AM 07/22/10 01:42 AM Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA beck123 addict beck123   addict Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA It's decidedly more than ironic That people think diamonds plutonic. They're bright carbon to my sense, And such poetic license Ascribes to them shadows demonic. INCESTUOUS - INCOGNITO "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123] #192006 07/22/10 02:55 AM 07/22/10 02:55 AM Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 11,613 Louisville, Kentucky Jackie OP Carpal Tunnel Jackie   OP Carpal Tunnel Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 11,613 Louisville, Kentucky Hey--it ain't Thursday yet! 'Less you moved to the Far East. Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: Jackie] #192009 07/22/10 03:49 AM 07/22/10 03:49 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 956 Auckland, New Zealand olly old hand olly   old hand Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 956 Auckland, New Zealand Its almost Friday here. The first to see the sun. Page 28 of 126 1 2 … 26 27 28 29 30 … 125 126 Go to page... Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------   Information and announcements   Q&A about words   Wordplay and fun   Words and languages in schools   Miscellany   Weekly Themes   Looking for (writers, speakers, ...) (Old) Weekly themes. 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