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In the palace worked Stephen the baker
who was also a silverware taker.
When his dishonesty
Was found by His Majesty
Stephen was sent off to his maker.
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At tennis with busty Nanette,
Young Adelbert rushed to the net.
Though she'd flubbed every serve,
He still worked up the nerve
To tell her politely, "Nice set."
HARD - HARMONIZE
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Wow! You have a nice set yourself, Mister Beck. I can't touch that but I can imitate: A traveling young tennis player named Merve Ran over a land mine before he could swerve. Sad. On the other hand In Afghanistan Set Point often comes before First ServeThanks. 
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Wow! You have a nice set yourself, Mister Beck. I can't touch that but I can imitate: A traveling young tennis player named Merve Ran over a land mine before he could swerve. Sad. On the other hand In Afghanistan Set Point often comes before First ServeThanks. Nice one, yourself, JJ. WELCOME!
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I light cigarettes, and I burn two. A-a-b-b-a I return to. It's just hard to defuse My old limerick muse. Jenny Jenny, who can I turn to? Welcome, JJ. Your secret code is:
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I suspect, Mister Beck, that you are your own muse. Get out of his way. He is good...very good.
Now, with the lazy thought that fun trumps form I post this near rhyme...
The best back-up bass in Bayou County was the late Johnny Mize
John doo-woped in a quartet - the Mississippi Mudflat Fives
John's last song, though, was sang alto,
Solo, allegro and irato.
While being eaten by a gator it is hard to harmonize.
HUMANIST HUMOROUS
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My teacher done taught me fo' sure
That a "quartet" contains only four,
And yet now - 'sakes alive!-
The ol' Mudflats have five!
Seems it's possible there could be more!
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 Humph! Who made the rule that a quartet can only have four members? I tell you, Beck, the language has gone to hell since the White Eyes came to this land. Before Desoto you had entire tribes of Choctaws and Chickasaws singing in a quartet. Even today on tour "The Five Blind Boys of Mississippi" might have as many as eight Blind Boys singing and spliting the pot. Seems fair.
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A man by the surname of Reams
Was describing the girl of his dreams:
"She's tall and she's fair,
With long golden hair,
And busting apart at the seams."
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