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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 21 of 126 1 2 … 19 20 21 22 23 … 125 126 Go to page... Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: ModScop] #190715 04/25/10 01:36 PM 04/25/10 01:36 PM Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA beck123 addict beck123   addict Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA A twisted old cowboy named Campbell Walked his trusty mare into the bramble. They did something strange In their home on the range. But no details: I'm starting to ramble. INCORRIGIBLE - INDEBTED "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous This one's not exactly PG [Re: beck123] #190740 04/26/10 05:16 PM 04/26/10 05:16 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 725 Oregon, USA Coffeebean old hand Coffeebean   old hand Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 725 Oregon, USA Bernard had an attitude horrible: His teachers had pegged him incorrigible; But the girls that he petted Were thoroughly indebted For his kiss and caress so explorable. COWHERB -- CRACK Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Coffeebean] #190797 04/28/10 12:46 PM 04/28/10 12:46 PM Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 41 Georgia, USA M ModScop newbie ModScop   newbie M Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 41 Georgia, USA He's been up the Mekong and back, fought off a guerrilla attack, now in the suburb he fights with the cowherb that grows in a small sidewalk crack. SHOVE - SHRIEK Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: ModScop] #190833 04/30/10 07:04 PM 04/30/10 07:04 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 725 Oregon, USA Coffeebean old hand Coffeebean   old hand Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 725 Oregon, USA Rinaldo had fallen in love With the woman who lived up above He climbed up, took a peek, Slipped and fell with a shriek And discovered the force of her shove. CARRIER PIGEON -- CARTOUCHE Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Coffeebean] #190835 04/30/10 10:03 PM 04/30/10 10:03 PM Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA beck123 addict beck123   addict Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA Thanks CB, I couldn't think of anything for those two words that would be rated with fewer than three X's. Karl primped his Mercedes so much he Was known for it throughout the duchy. When a carrier pigeon Befouled it a smidgen, He declared it a tragic cartouche. And, for the more traditional-minded among us... As Abdul ate baba ganoush In Luxor beside a cartouche, A carrier pigeon Befouled him a smidgen, Its turds whizzing by with a whoosh. RUMMER - RUNDLE "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous Limericks (Re: "The great vowel shift" thread) [Re: beck123] #190844 05/01/10 12:22 PM 05/01/10 12:22 PM Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA beck123 addict beck123   addict Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA This is not an entry in the ongoing limerickage taking place on this thread. I just couldn't resist... I suspect this may trigger some howls. (Know my tongue is set firm in both jowls.) Some think it uplifting To talk about "shifting," But they really are moving their vowels. "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous Re: Limericks (Re: "The great vowel shift" thread) [Re: beck123] #190845 05/01/10 12:58 PM 05/01/10 12:58 PM Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,295 Netherlands, the Hague BranShea Carpal Tunnel BranShea   Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,295 Netherlands, the Hague We all sing the way we are be(a)cked And may all think our singing's perfèct To some the *taste lacks To seek needles in haystacks And prefer shifting sounds for their act. *or time Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: beck123] #190878 05/03/10 11:31 PM 05/03/10 11:31 PM Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 41 Georgia, USA M ModScop newbie ModScop   newbie M Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 41 Georgia, USA Up a ladder went poor Steve Mundle With shingles, but he missed a rundle. His death was a bummer, To him raise a rummer... and next time use a lift for a bundle. LEVERAGE - LIBEL Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: ModScop] #190884 05/04/10 03:32 AM 05/04/10 03:32 AM Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA beck123 addict beck123   addict Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA While seducing the comely Miss Sevridge, Old Willy applied lusty leverage. She withstood all his libel And oaths on the Bible, But succumbed to a drug in her beverage. PASTORAL - PATENT "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: beck123] #190937 05/07/10 07:30 PM 05/07/10 07:30 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 725 Oregon, USA Coffeebean old hand Coffeebean   old hand Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 725 Oregon, USA Alone in a meadow pastoral, Don sat with Monica Morrell. His motives were patent; Her lust was not latent And they got down to matters immoral. TALKATIVE - TAMPER Page 21 of 126 1 2 … 19 20 21 22 23 … 125 126 Go to page... 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