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A twisted old cowboy named Campbell Walked his trusty mare into the bramble. They did something strange In their home on the range. But no details: I'm starting to ramble.
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Bernard had an attitude horrible: His teachers had pegged him incorrigible; But the girls that he petted Were thoroughly indebted For his kiss and caress so explorable.
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He's been up the Mekong and back, fought off a guerrilla attack, now in the suburb he fights with the cowherb that grows in a small sidewalk crack.
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Rinaldo had fallen in love With the woman who lived up above He climbed up, took a peek, Slipped and fell with a shriek And discovered the force of her shove.
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Thanks CB, I couldn't think of anything for those two words that would be rated with fewer than three X's.
Karl primped his Mercedes so much he Was known for it throughout the duchy. When a carrier pigeon Befouled it a smidgen, He declared it a tragic cartouche.
And, for the more traditional-minded among us...
As Abdul ate baba ganoush In Luxor beside a cartouche, A carrier pigeon Befouled him a smidgen, Its turds whizzing by with a whoosh.
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This is not an entry in the ongoing limerickage taking place on this thread. I just couldn't resist...
I suspect this may trigger some howls. (Know my tongue is set firm in both jowls.) Some think it uplifting To talk about "shifting," But they really are moving their vowels.
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We all sing the way we are be(a)cked And may all think our singing's perfèct To some the *taste lacks To seek needles in haystacks And prefer shifting sounds for their act.
*or time
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Up a ladder went poor Steve Mundle With shingles, but he missed a rundle. His death was a bummer, To him raise a rummer... and next time use a lift for a bundle.
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While seducing the comely Miss Sevridge, Old Willy applied lusty leverage. She withstood all his libel And oaths on the Bible, But succumbed to a drug in her beverage.
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Alone in a meadow pastoral, Don sat with Monica Morrell. His motives were patent; Her lust was not latent And they got down to matters immoral.
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