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#190715 - 04/25/10 01:36 PM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: ModScop]
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Walked his trusty mare into the bramble.
They did something strange
In their home on the range.
But no details: I'm starting to ramble.
INCORRIGIBLE - INDEBTED
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#190740 - 04/26/10 05:16 PM Joined: Feb 2003
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His teachers had pegged him incorrigible;
But the girls that he petted
Were thoroughly indebted
For his kiss and caress so explorable.
COWHERB -- CRACK
#190797 - 04/28/10 12:46 PM Joined: Mar 2010
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fought off a guerrilla attack,
now in the suburb
he fights with the cowherb
that grows in a small sidewalk crack.
SHOVE - SHRIEK
#190833 - 04/30/10 07:04 PM Joined: Feb 2003
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With the woman who lived up above
He climbed up, took a peek,
Slipped and fell with a shriek
And discovered the force of her shove.
CARRIER PIGEON -- CARTOUCHE
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Karl primped his Mercedes so much he
Was known for it throughout the duchy.
When a carrier pigeon
Befouled it a smidgen,
He declared it a tragic cartouche.
And, for the more traditional-minded among us...
As Abdul ate baba ganoush
In Luxor beside a cartouche,
A carrier pigeon
Befouled him a smidgen,
Its turds whizzing by with a whoosh.
RUMMER - RUNDLE
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#190844 - 05/01/10 12:22 PM Joined: Feb 2010
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I suspect this may trigger some howls.
(Know my tongue is set firm in both jowls.)
Some think it uplifting
To talk about "shifting,"
But they really are moving their vowels.
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190845 - 05/01/10 12:58 PM Joined: Jun 2006
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And may all think our singing's perfèct
To some the *taste lacks
To seek needles in haystacks
And prefer shifting sounds for their act.
*or time
#190878 - 05/03/10 11:31 PM Joined: Mar 2010
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With shingles, but he missed a rundle.
His death was a bummer,
To him raise a rummer...
and next time use a lift for a bundle.
LEVERAGE - LIBEL
#190884 - 05/04/10 03:32 AM Joined: Feb 2010
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Old Willy applied lusty leverage.
She withstood all his libel
And oaths on the Bible,
But succumbed to a drug in her beverage.
PASTORAL - PATENT
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#190937 - 05/07/10 07:30 PM Joined: Feb 2003
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Don sat with Monica Morrell.
His motives were patent;
Her lust was not latent
And they got down to matters immoral.
TALKATIVE - TAMPER
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