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#190185 - 03/27/10 03:40 PM Re: Sparteys' dilemma [Re: beck123]  
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Well, don't quit, just take a coffee break!


----please, draw me a sheep----
#190206 - 03/29/10 10:33 PM Re: Sparteys' dilemma [Re: LukeJavan8]  
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Here's one for Luke, using all the words in his last post here.

WARNING - Off color, strong sexual content (but not too bad.)

Click to reveal..
The girls all thought Heinrich a rake.
He'd screw them well - all they could take.
Just when he got off, he
Would step out for coffee,
Hearing, "Don't quit now! Just take a break!"

Last edited by beck123; 03/30/10 12:08 AM.

"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190207 - 03/29/10 10:42 PM Re: Sparteys' dilemma [Re: beck123]  
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Terrific!
You just cannot get them out of your system once you start, can
you? I find myself thinking in the 'beat' or 'rhythm' or whatever
it is called.

Too bad about your last one, however. Charlie is a SHE.
Sorry about that. 1/2 King Charles Spaniel/1/2 chihuahua.
That's where I got the name.

But I'm sure you can revise it. Have at it! I'm waiting
breath abated......


----please, draw me a sheep----
#190208 - 03/30/10 12:10 AM Re: Sparteys' dilemma [Re: LukeJavan8]  
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Release thy breath, Master of Charlie, for I have changed the scoundrel's name.


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190323 - 04/08/10 12:33 AM Re: Sparteys' dilemma [Re: beck123]  
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A spaniel (from Charles, once a king)
And a chihuahua (the poor little thing)
Were mated by force,
And the offspring, of course,
Was a mutt. And she's Luke's! Ba-da-bing!


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190354 - 04/09/10 08:29 AM Re: Sparteys' defeat [Re: beck123]  
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My last limerick ever
I will use to endeavour
to refute the blame
on a pretty dog's name
as a lack of good taste and not clever.

#190355 - 04/09/10 10:57 AM Sparteyes' proposition [Re: BranShea]  
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The limerick: let's not eschew it!
This thread is a good place to do it.
Perhaps we'll all soften
If we don't post so often,
But if nobody wants to, then screw it.

Last edited by beck123; 04/09/10 10:57 AM.

"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190362 - 04/09/10 10:35 PM Re: Sparteyes' proposition [Re: beck123]  
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The limerick's are fun, I must say -
But I don't log online every day.
Yet now and again
(Can I get an amen?)
They bring a smile to a long, crazy day.

#190363 - 04/09/10 10:46 PM Re: Sparteyes' proposition [Re: ModScop]  
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Gee, ModScop is back in the saddle!
Though up the creek, she had a paddle.
If she leaves us again
For, say, five days or ten,
Then we'll just give her e-cage a rattle!


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190467 - 04/15/10 11:17 AM Re: Sparteyes' proposition [Re: beck123]  
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I wrote my check to the I.R.S.
A painful moment, I must confess.
But things could be worse,
I could be in a hearse.
I just wish that it caused less distress.

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