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#190471 - 04/15/10 03:28 PM Re: Sparteyes' proposition [Re: ModScop]  
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Land of the Flat Water

Even knowing we are all in the same boat does not seem to help.


----please, draw me a sheep----
#190488 - 04/16/10 01:58 AM Re: Sparteyes' proposition [Re: ModScop]  
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The government's eyeing my wealth.
They're trying to take it by stealth:
My light bulbs, my car,
My Cuban cigar,
And now they've come after my health!


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190606 - 04/19/10 09:16 PM Re: Sparteyes' proposition [Re: beck123]  
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What are the new words?

#190608 - 04/19/10 09:46 PM Re: Sparteyes' proposition [Re: Coffeebean]  
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This has degenerated into a seldom-visited limerick thread, but I will be glad to furnish two headwords:

RISKY - ROADBED


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190613 - 04/19/10 10:15 PM Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: beck123]  
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I must have been out of my head
As I danced to the Grateful Dead:
The mushroom was risky
But I felt so frisky…
And woke up face down in a roadbed.


DEAL - DEBONAIR

#190617 - 04/19/10 11:38 PM Re: Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: Coffeebean]  
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I like it! My wife would love it, Dead-Head that she is (was?)

They went to the Polk County fair
And felt themselves quite debonair.
They ate a great deal
Of a cheap, greasy meal,
Then, on the rides, puked in midair.

GUANO - GUERNSEY


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190623 - 04/20/10 02:06 AM Re: Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: beck123]  
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When dressing your crops with fertilizer,
Bat guano's a great appetizer,
But easier to find,
It comes from behind,
And the your Guernsey cow is none the wiser!

bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk - baffle

#190625 - 04/20/10 02:09 AM Re: Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: twosleepy]  
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What the heck is THAT? I'm pretty good at limericks, but that's a serious challenge!


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190628 - 04/20/10 02:51 AM Re: Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: beck123]  
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this too shall pass
it's for sure got three many sylLAbles for a limerick.

#190631 - 04/20/10 10:01 AM Re: Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: twosleepy]  
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The "thunderclap of Adam and Eve,
When from the garden they had to leave."
It made us all baffle,
We could only haffle!
Twosleepy's smile I hope I've achieved!


PATHOLOGY - PATTERN

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