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Even knowing we are all in the same boat does not seem to help.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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The government's eyeing my wealth. They're trying to take it by stealth: My light bulbs, my car, My Cuban cigar, And now they've come after my health!
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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This has degenerated into a seldom-visited limerick thread, but I will be glad to furnish two headwords:
RISKY - ROADBED
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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I must have been out of my head As I danced to the Grateful Dead: The mushroom was risky But I felt so frisky… And woke up face down in a roadbed.
DEAL - DEBONAIR
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I like it! My wife would love it, Dead-Head that she is (was?)
They went to the Polk County fair And felt themselves quite debonair. They ate a great deal Of a cheap, greasy meal, Then, on the rides, puked in midair.
GUANO - GUERNSEY
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When dressing your crops with fertilizer, Bat guano's a great appetizer, But easier to find, It comes from behind, And the your Guernsey cow is none the wiser!
bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk - baffle
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What the heck is THAT? I'm pretty good at limericks, but that's a serious challenge!
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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it's for sure got three many sylLAbles for a limerick.
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The "thunderclap of Adam and Eve, When from the garden they had to leave." It made us all baffle, We could only haffle! Twosleepy's smile I hope I've achieved!
PATHOLOGY - PATTERN
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