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Well, don't quit, just take a coffee break!
----please, draw me a sheep----
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Here's one for Luke, using all the words in his last post here. WARNING - Off color, strong sexual content (but not too bad.) The girls all thought Heinrich a rake. He'd screw them well - all they could take. Just when he got off, he Would step out for coffee, Hearing, "Don't quit now! Just take a break!"
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Terrific! You just cannot get them out of your system once you start, can you? I find myself thinking in the 'beat' or 'rhythm' or whatever it is called.
Too bad about your last one, however. Charlie is a SHE. Sorry about that. 1/2 King Charles Spaniel/1/2 chihuahua. That's where I got the name.
But I'm sure you can revise it. Have at it! I'm waiting breath abated......
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Release thy breath, Master of Charlie, for I have changed the scoundrel's name.
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A spaniel (from Charles, once a king) And a chihuahua (the poor little thing) Were mated by force, And the offspring, of course, Was a mutt. And she's Luke's! Ba-da-bing!
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My last limerick ever I will use to endeavour to refute the blame on a pretty dog's name as a lack of good taste and not clever.
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The limerick: let's not eschew it! This thread is a good place to do it. Perhaps we'll all soften If we don't post so often, But if nobody wants to, then screw it.
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The limerick's are fun, I must say - But I don't log online every day. Yet now and again (Can I get an amen?) They bring a smile to a long, crazy day.
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Gee, ModScop is back in the saddle! Though up the creek, she had a paddle. If she leaves us again For, say, five days or ten, Then we'll just give her e-cage a rattle!
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I wrote my check to the I.R.S. A painful moment, I must confess. But things could be worse, I could be in a hearse. I just wish that it caused less distress.
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