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Okay....this one is PG....
In a small Kansas town known as Lebo Churning ice cream within a gazebo He said with elation "It's quite near gelation" And posted an invite on Bebo.
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When Stanley delivered his load, Nothing was safe on the road. He ran down some yokel, Two deer and a local, A tortoise, three cats, and a toad.
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That's a good one Beck! Ask about accent, meter or stich, For it's true - we know which is which. Please don't stigmatizeLimericks as unwise. We just fill our "poems" full of kitsch. STREAM - STRETCH
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Pity Gomez, the unlucky wretch Far at sea in his undersized ketch. He woke from a dream And fell into the stream. One should wake up, look well, and then stretch.
FLUENCY - FLUSH
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A wannabee linguist named Bush Studied accents in far Hindu Kush, But repetitive truancy Affected his fluency, Causing acres of fakirs to flush.
HEATH - HEAVY
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A wannabee linguist named Bush Studied accents in far Hindu Kush, But repetitive truancy Affected his fluency, Causing acres of fakirs to flush.
HEATH - HEAVY Nice one
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Why, thank you, B. I'll be off the site for a few days, but will return on Thursday.
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The Hermit on the heath by the side of the road asked me please would I carry his load. I said: "No, but I will ask the Fool on the hill; it's too heavy". Then he croaked like a toad.
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Out of words poets may craft a pun: "Once in Baghdad, while buying a bun, Heard a BANG! from a van. Grabbed a rack, and I ran." Why, I did it here! Son-of-a-gun.
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A fellow with spirits to lift Sought a medium, born with the gift. Her fee was the most, Yet she brought him no ghost: She just "maybe'd" and "sorry'd" and "if'd."
I think that'll be my last for now - it's been fun!
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