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beck123 #189607 02/26/10 04:56 AM
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A happy young man from Kandy,
On drinking Mcdowell's brandy,
Began to meander,
While saying candour,
"How are you. My name is randy!"

NUMB NURSE

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He went to see Lola, the nurse
And complained his condition was worse.
So she sucked on his thumb
Until it was numb,
And he slipped his ten bucks in her purse.

(It is most challenging to keep these PG-rated)

LOX - LUDDITE

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beck123 #189609 02/26/10 05:20 AM
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G'night, all


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
beck123 #189613 02/26/10 10:36 AM
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The day shift's contribution

To eat both lox and lox
Would be a bad paradox
Like the Luddite in rage
Destroyed their own wage
When preventing machines to make socks.

STONEHENGE SUPERSTRING

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Originally Posted By: beck123
G'night, all


I'll bet you walk around all day thinking in limericks.
Does the pace of your walking follow the beat?


----please, draw me a sheep----
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Oops! I had a reply window open at work, and was slowly building my limerick. When I finished I was in a hurry and didn't wait to see the posted post. It's fun, though, to see two different, yet alike, ideas with the same words. I do believe, however, that symposium is the only true rhymer for dysprosium. Sorry to have stepped on you, Coffee! :0)

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It may be the only one spelled identically, but there's a bug called a "no-see-um" whose name would rhyme, no?


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No-see-ums on a man's hand (the very tiny dark spots)


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beck123 #189626 02/26/10 11:28 PM
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No problem, twosleepy! That happens!

A bikini’d young lass decked with bling
Was studying most everything
From stone age to stonehenge
She relished the challenge
And was eager to try superstring.

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