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#204780 - 02/19/12 12:41 PM Unnatural choices [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Alaska Rhuby's word choices made me splenetic:
Every limerick I tried was pathetic,
I would splutter and choke
Like I'd swallowed spoke.
All the humor I found was synthetic.
MODEL– MODIFY
#204782 - 02/19/12 03:56 PM Re: Unnatural choices [Re: Tromboniator]
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Lancaster, UK Hurrah!! Thank you. Peter - a splendid effort!
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
#204783 - 02/19/12 04:03 PM No place for shyness [Re: Jackie]
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Lancaster, UK A young lady aspiring to model
Who thought that the job was a doddle
Exclaimed with a cry
“I’ll my views modify!
“They expect me to pose wearing sod all!
GILL - GIRAFFE
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#204788 - 02/19/12 04:39 PM Take a long, deep breath, now [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Worcester, MA (You want synthetic humor? I'll give you synthetic humor!)
Consider the fish-cum-giraffe.
The thought if its gills makes me laugh:
...With the length if its neck
...They must stretch out like Heck
And measure a foot and a half!
HONOR - HORSE-COLLAR
#204790 - 02/19/12 05:00 PM Re: Take a long, deep breath, now [Re: wofahulicodoc]
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Lancaster, UK At least it's good quality S.H.
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#204791 - 02/19/12 05:00 PM Re: Take a long, deep breath, now [Re: wofahulicodoc]
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Land of the Flat Water Superb!
----please, draw me a sheep----
#204792 - 02/19/12 05:28 PM Re: Take a long, deep breath, now [Re: LukeJavan8]
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Lancaster, UK I’d like to honour the Cumbrian Lad
Who’ll do owt fer a laff*, without being a Cad
Who’ll gurn** through a horse-collar
And not ask half-a-dollar***
Nor mind being thought to be mad!
* Northern English dialect = do anything for a laugh
** Gurning
***English slang for two-shillings-and-sixpence (old money) – dates from the long-past time when the US dollar was worth five GB shillings
SIGHT - SIGNALIZE
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#204795 - 02/19/12 10:56 PM Re: Take a long, deep breath, now [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Land of the Flat Water Gurning: any of those lads be ye?
Last edited by LukeJavan8; 02/20/12 03:46 PM.
----please, draw me a sheep----
#204802 - 02/20/12 11:34 AM Re: Take a long, deep breath, now [Re: LukeJavan8]
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down under Well done all and that clip of funny faces=torturous
If I can choice a favourite..I'd pick, the fish giraffe..how did you ever come up with that idea Wofa?
#204803 - 02/20/12 12:05 PM homage to Dr Seuss [Re: Candy]
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Just think of those index words: GILL - GIRAFFE.
It wasn't that much of a stretch, really. (Do I dare trot out that old Pooh quotation again, about a Bear of Very Little Brain?)
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