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It's a tragic disorder. I can only communicate my most personal thoughts in the form of limericks
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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Cool!beck123 Where moff's made for the coquette a mofette's a quite a different sujet a noxious emanation you don't want to behold where vulcanos are subject to molt ( immerick) HERMETIC - HAVOC
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The Twinkie (a food so pathetic
It's sealed in a package hermetic)
Is OK for those
Who control their glucose,
But wreaks havoc on those diabetic.
IMPERIUM - IMPLORE
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Come on, boys and girls, wake up out there! It's been 12 hours.
There once was a woman named Miriam
Who desired her own vast imperium.
When denied her own sceptre
By the husband who kept her,
She implored, "Why not me?" in delerium
SLOP - SLUG
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The lowly and crawly old Slug,
Envies Snail with a fire and hearthrug,
Tho' it has no abode,
To take on the road,
It can slip through the slop and be smug.
DUMB AGUE - DUNNE
(I used a "real" dictionary, AH, random opening...)
(Limericks not my strong suit, but I do enjoy them.)
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I'm glad you enjoy them, and you seem to have done a good job with this one. I'm using an old F&W Standard College, with a 1974 copyright. (If the head words are too similar, I randomly open it a second time.)
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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The dumb ague had gripped Mrs. Bunn
To the fright of her freckled-faced son.
When she asked, "Junior, truly,
Have you called Mr. Dooley?"
He replied (as you've guessed,) "Fin'ly Dunne"
IDIOCY - IGNIFY
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'Sorry' said the woman from the pharmacy,
'To be the unwitting cause of your lunacy,
I meant to purify,
And not to ignify,
Your liver; please pardon my idiocy.'
OUTDOOR OUTPUT
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Thumbs up for your limericks B. You write well. I found this hard work.
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It is hard work!
I squander far too much of my time composing them.
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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An outdoor designer named Deeger
Met up with two females, both eager.
Though his output was fine
With the first one in line,
His second was terribly meager.
THOROUGH - THREADFIN
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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