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In the first grade, singing "America the Beautiful" I always wondered what grew on a "gain divine."
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Pooh-Bah
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In our car is currently installed a Chenille Sisters' CD which is played every day. One of the songs is a lively tune called The Ants in Our Pants Dance, about going on a picnic and being set upon by ants. On Friday, I asked my son what song he wanted to hear, and was told he wanted "Hands in my Pants." I keep expecting the cops and social services to beset us.
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Carpal Tunnel
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That's how I learned to tell the difference between stalactites and stalagmites. Ants in the pants.
The mites go up and the tites go down.
TEd
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Gee, TEd: I learned it as lact=milk, tits=hang down. What's left in on the ground.
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