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#161923 09/07/06 11:22 PM
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Ok, Elizabeth, I give up, tswum is right, you like Ted more than you like me.

I don't blame you. I am a loser. I've been a loser all my life. When all my friends graduated and went off to high school I kept working at my job at the Dolimite all-night self-service service station instead. I was a dreamer. None of my schemes ever worked out. I invented the dunk-proof donut and went broke. I wrote and recorded a sequel to Wilson Pickett's hit song "Mustang Sally". I called it "Mustang Sammy". It was a good song but no one liked it so I went broke. Huh!

But I never gave up.
Like right now.
Hey! I got a great idea for a game of new Hogwash! I call it Macho Hogwash and nobody can play but real men. No whining, no tip-toeing around brusied feelings, just a simple good ol' ass and donkey kicking like we use to have back before women decided that they were men.

Hey tsuwm! Remrmber the Hebrew word that was so filthy, so utterly vile and vulgar that it has only been spoken twice in the history of the World. The first time it was spoken by the Devil who fell dead on the spot. The next time the Devil II (who is our current devil) spoke the word and was immediately dispatched to a fiery Hell where he is today.

We need a word like that but worse.

Hot dog! O'boy! This is gonna be great! And if any of the chicks here try to insinuate themselves into the proceedings we'll report the infraction to Jackie who will come down and put then in their place forever.

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#161924 09/08/06 11:58 AM
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I'll have what Milo's having.

#161925 09/08/06 11:31 PM
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I'll have what Milo's having.




Good choice, Anna, what I'm having is a good time.
And, dear Ann, I hope that you are having a good time too.

Wait! Maybe this is Catch 22? Maybe our respective "good times" are mutually exclusive? Maybe you can't have a good time if you know that I'm having a good time too.

In that case what I'm having is the mumps.

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#161926 09/09/06 11:51 AM
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Well, if you must know, Mr Milo, what I'm having is a broken leg: thus my absence for the past few weeks. The pain meds were fun while they lasted, though.

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Well, if you must know, Mr Milo, what I'm having is a broken leg: thus my absence for the past few weeks. The pain meds were fun while they lasted, though.




Anna, it pains me to empathize with your broken leg but I just spent five neverending days and nights confined to bed with a minor knee injury. Pain meds or not, I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log, than not be able to dance when the mood strikes.

My sincere hope is that your recovery is quick and complete so I can stop being nice.

Get well soon.

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What Elizabeth failed to mention was that my too-late entry was almost identical to TEd's, so I think I should get half of TEd's points

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