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hey, it was gratin on my nerves...
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I love ill tempered, excessive grammatically correct people. U r teh 1337. <3(heart for nubs(noobs for.. well.. noobs(new person))) Love the triple chin. I also love coffee  . Anyways thanks for the response guys.
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When the tomb of Tut Ankh Amen was opened by the Earl of Carnarvon and Howard Carter, they found foodstuffs which were provided to the king for his journey through the underworld. There was an inlaid ivory tray on which the dusty remains of what had likely been wheat crackers had disintegrated, a silver knife and a perfectly-preserved jar of Cheez Whiz ... which they ate.
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Well hell, those damn wheat crackers disintegrate in your hands whether they're freshly opened or 2000 years old.
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Well hell, those damn wheat crackers disintegrate in your hands whether they're freshly opened or 2000 years old.
Yeahbut®, they're 98% fat-free. Of course, they're also 100% flavour-free, but that's by the by.
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… a perfectly-preserved jar of Cheez Whiz ... which they ate.
Was it a glass jar or a plastic jar? Either way it must of been awful crunchy.
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It was probally Bronze and had the God of Chiz Whiz on it.
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>the God of Chiz Whiz  ... (any relation to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?)
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The Cheez Whiz god goes around calling out for Stars cereal or Campbell's Tomato.
Cheez Whiz cries, "Soup or Stars."
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