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#154174 01/22/06 01:03 AM
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The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain

Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
A guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head
Yes, little friend, that's his brains on the floor
Guess you won't have the fat guy to kick around anymore

~Weird Al Yankovic, "The Night Santa Went Crazy"

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How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

some ol strummer

#154176 01/22/06 01:22 AM
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My bonnie lies over the ocean
My bonnie lies over the sea
My bonnie lies over the ocean
Oh bring back my bonnie to me

Bring back, bring back
Bring back my Bonnie to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my Bonnie to me


Kiddy song learned in grade school.. have NO idea who wrote it.

Now that I think about it, it sounds a bit "dark" for kiddies - people drowning 'n all.

#154177 01/22/06 01:36 AM
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My bonnie lass she smelleth,
Making the flowers jealouth.
Fa la la (etc.)
My bonnie lass dismayeth
Me; all that she doth say ith:
Fa la la (etc.)

My bonnie lass she looketh like a jewel
And soundeth like a mule.
My bonnie lass she walketh like a doe
And talketh like a crow.
Fa la la (etc.)

My bonnie lass liketh to dance a lot;
She’s Guinevere and I’m Sir Lancelot.
Fa la la (etc.)

My bonnie lass I need not flatter;
What she doth not have doth not matter.
Oo la la (etc.)

My bonnie lass would be nice,
Yea, even at twice the price.
Fa la la (etc.)

~P.D.Q. Bach, "My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth"

#154178 01/22/06 01:38 AM
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Baby Got Back

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, rumple smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen her dancin',
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat,
wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Tell her shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

-- Sir Mix-A-Lot

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#154179 01/22/06 02:23 AM
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Geez. Twice in one day. I'm going back to writing my sermon for the morrow.

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Awww. Pauvre FS. You guys probably posted at the same time. Happens all the time.

Forgiveness and all that, na?

#154181 01/22/06 02:56 AM
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You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
To much lovin' drives a man insane
You broke my will
but what a thrill
Goodness gracious
great balls afire [sic]

according to Johnny Winter

#154182 01/22/06 04:49 AM
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Alors Pierre s'approcha de lui, et dit: Seigneur, combien de fois pardonnerai-je à mon frère, lorsqu'il péchera contre moi? Sera-ce jusqu'à sept fois? Jésus lui dit: Je ne te dis pas jusqu'à sept fois, mais jusqu'à septante fois sept fois.

~Matthieu 18:21-22 (Louis Segond)

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If I Only Had A Brain ~"Yip" Harburg and Harold Arlen


I could while away the hours
Conferrin with the flowers
Consultin with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin
While my thoughts were busy hatchin
If I only had a brain

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