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I dunno Homo, I enjoyed having you around because people with egos are usually entertaing, but anyone who would paraphrase Ulysess and then claim the jumbled words as his own becomes a suspect in an advanced case of incurable egoism. It is rude to made a person read several paragraph twice only to find stupid rambling musings. Damit Homolo, I lied when I said I had two shy proxy votes in your favor. I just wanted you to stop pouting. Now I think that an open apology to everyone here is in order if you ever hope to get your Awad approval ratings above the coveted fifty percent. 
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I have began to stoop one rung lower than character assassinations. I am now slandering the appearance of posters' from their avatars. I have become disgusting. Contemptible. Despicable. But this monster has resulted from a failure of homeostatic coercion just as the condemned murderer on the cruciform execution gurney is martyred for the sins of a society of whose law of averages he is the inevitable aberration. I am a Pneumatic Gnostic among Hylics. A frustrated Titan on a foundering Ship of Fools. You push each other around in the dark, I shudder in the ugly light. You are grey and brown. I am garish as a poisonous insect. My posts are interesting. A coach-a-bower is certainly more interesting than "Does this telephone commercial make sense" or the question of some idiot who doesn't know how to use a thesaurus. But you all chose to ignore that thread like a group of catty schoolgirls. Why? Because if my posts are not genuinely interesting, they are wonderfully ridiculous: yes, iamkimjoochang. The man who will not admit that is funny is an old goat who knows nothing about life. I like tswum, Father Steve, Ted, themilum (because it appears his imagination has, until recently, accommodated the idiosyncrasies of genius) and a few others. But as for the rest of you (of troy, Jackie, consuelo, et al) when I read your posts I would like to ram the jagged end of a broken bottle in to my face. My grandmother has more interesting things to say than you, and she actually is an old cryptic crossword biddy (bless her soul). Seriously. Your posts bore me to distraction. And so, after all my hard work to try and bring some life to this board I must finally admit, fcuk this, it is too late: You. Are. Dead.
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Could I send you a bottle or two?
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I'm hoping we just got 1 Down....
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Don't provoke Homo Loquens. He will make you look like a fool. Ha-ha: only if we permit it!  I am finding this very amusing, all of a sudden. Eta, let's try for 25 across, shall we?
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My posts are interesting. A coach-a-bower is certainly more interesting than "Does this telephone commercial make sense" or the question of some idiot who doesn't know how to use a thesaurus. But you all chose to ignore that thread like a group of catty schoolgirls. Why? Because if my posts are not genuinely interesting, they are wonderfully ridiculous: yes, iamkimjoochang. The man who will not admit that is funny is an old goat who knows nothing about life. I like tswum, Father Steve, Ted, themilum (because it appears his imagination has, until recently, accommodated the idiosyncrasies of genius) and a few others. But as for the rest of you (of troy, Jackie, consuelo, et al) when I read your posts I would like to ram the jagged end of a broken bottle in to my face. My grandmother has more interesting things to say than you, and she actually is an old cryptic crossword biddy (bless her soul). Seriously. Your posts bore me to distraction. And so, after all my hard work to try and bring some life to this board I must finally admit, fcuk this, it is too late: You. Are. Dead.
This seems, to me anyway, like a form of mental self-abuse. I'm sure you can get help for it. Somewhere else, please. As a troll you're not even a beginner.
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Please do.
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How soon do you think you might be able to shove that bottle in your face? Looking at your avatar, I would have to say it would be an improvement.
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I would like to ram the jagged end of a broken bottle in to my face.
Please do.
Whatever makes you happy, HL.
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I would like to ram the jagged end of a broken bottle in to my face.
Please do.
Can I sell tickets?
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