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#149869 - 11/04/05 08:16 PM Error Hiaku
Loc: Rio Grande, Cape May County, N...
I just got this...has anyone else ever seen it?
The Error Haiku:
You browser is lost
It happens a lot these days
Do not lose your head <
#149870 - 11/05/05 05:05 AM Re: Error Hiaku
Much better than 404-page-not-found!
#149871 - 11/08/05 04:55 AM Re: Error Hiaku
Loc: Seattle, Washington
I used to have a whole list of computer haiku errors. I'll take a look and see if I can find it...I'm sure you would enjoy reading them.
OK, I found the list really fast:
Here are 11 actual error messages seen on computer screens in Japan.
Some were written in Haiku.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred?
You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Truly hilarious. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.
Edited by matashi (11/08/05 05:10 AM)
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