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#136203 12/20/04 10:54 PM
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All this time I thought Oreos were brain pills.

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"So we gave one to the president and it doubled his IQ." "You mean he's still below average?"

If you boosted the President's IQ, he would probably fire all his advisors for following his own advice.



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If you boosted the President's IQ, he would probably fire all his advisors for following his own advice.

He might even declare himself a WMD [Weapon of Mental Deficiency].


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All this time I thought Oreos were brain pills

Oreos give your brains a sugar kick but it all goes to waist.



#136207 12/20/04 11:35 PM
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"My husband took an IQ pill with his Viagra. Now he thinks he's a f***ing genius!"

Yeah, he thinks foreplay is a mindgame.


#136208 12/20/04 11:39 PM
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A REAL sadist would put it into the drinks of those who are trying to drink to forget

If people who are trying to forget were any smarter, TEd Rem, they wouldn't be trying to forget.






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If Einstein had a brain boost it might have put him into outer orbit. Then we'd be back to square one, relatively speaking.


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I knew a preacher who had a brain boost. He defrocked the congregation.


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I knew a diva who had a brain boost. She lost most of her cleavage.




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I knew a psychologist who had a brain boost. He had his head examined.


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