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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 8 of 17 1 2 … 6 7 8 9 10 … 16 17 Go to page... Re: AWAD hits the Heirwaves #132311 10/02/04 06:51 PM Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country G grapho OP addict OP grapho addict G Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country re "We don't want him to peak too early" Wait'll he sees Paris. [It's hard to keep 'em down on the farm, once they have seen Paree. ] Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: AWAD hits the Heirwaves #132312 10/02/04 06:58 PM Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 T themgmt journeyman themgmt journeyman T Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 re peaking too early I think we ought to husband his rave, Grapho. I want to save his best stuff for Barbara Walters. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: AWAD hits the Heirwaves #132313 10/02/04 07:04 PM Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country G grapho OP addict OP grapho addict G Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country I want to save his best stuff for Barbara Walters I see what you mean, themgmt. But we really could use the filler. Paris isn't putting out a lot today. Do you really think the Big Carp is right for Barbara? I was thinking Jerry Springer. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: AWAD hits the Heirwaves #132314 10/03/04 12:04 PM Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country G grapho OP addict OP grapho addict G Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country Good morning, Wannabes. It's a slow news day [so far] so we'd like to take you on a little trip down memory lane while Paris rests up for her next red-hot romp on the Heirwaves. Call it an slight heirgression! And, don't forget, we could have a special surprise for you any minute. The BIG CARP himself could be joining us "live". That's right, Wannabes. He's just like the mountain you've been hearing about on TV. You never know when he's going to blow his top. So far the Big Carp is just venting steam. But the magma is cracking up his composure, believe me. So STAY TUNED. Did you know that magma on the move can blow a rock a foot long 3 miles over ground? That's true! This thread is being monitored by Carpal Tunnels so we won't make any explicit comparisons with Paris. But, suffice it to say, Paris can blow your mind as well as your, er, imagination. Here's a reminder, Carpalheads ... just in case your lurkin'. http://www.platinum-celebs.com/models-pictures/paris_hilton/paris_hilton_pictures_02.html And, if that isn't enough to keep you standing by, themgmt could be dropping by any time to give us the latest seismic data on the Big Carp. We went to "Stage 3" alert when the Big "Cap" went into "harmonic tremors" yesterday afternoon, but he's settled down some since them. But it's just a matter of time, Heirheads. This "Cap" is gonna blow. themgmt is on this 24/7. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter whole lot of quakin' goin' on #132315 10/04/04 04:58 PM Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country G grapho OP addict OP grapho addict G Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country Did you know that magma on the move can blow a rock a foot long 3 miles over ground? That's true! JUST IN Mt. St. Helens Lets Off More Steam Emissions Follow Days of Tremors and Earthquakes Extract: MOUNT ST. HELENS NATIONAL MONUMENT, Wash. -- Mount St. Helens belched more steam Monday following several days of tremors and low-level earthquakes that have raised fears that the mountain might blow at any moment. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A5914-2004Oct4.html There's a whole lot of quakin' goin' on! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Guess and Guess who? #132316 10/09/04 11:59 AM Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country G grapho OP addict OP grapho addict G Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country Oops! Paris has just uncovered her ugly side. We have always said Paris should be seen and not heard, Heirheads ... and the less she is seen in, the better. This could put a damper on that Guess Girl opp. It could kill the haute faux frau line, the haute faux heirhead jewelery, and even Club Paris. There isn't a big market out there for celebutante racists. Heirrogance is one thing. Heiracism another. We thought all that haughty hottie, hautepreneurial heiress stuff was a lot of "haute air" anyway. Remember? Now we can get back to basics! We've got 12 hours of Paris sex tapes to look forward to. [That'll keep the leaks leakin' and 'the lurks' peekin', trust me. ] JUST IN A sorry tale of Hilton's latest tape Extract: Paris Hilton has two faces - and one of them is very, very ugly. In a recently surfaced 12-hour videotape, Hilton is shown in a rather disturbing scene with two African-American men who ask her if she would model their fashion line." Hilton, standing with pal Brandon Davis, is polite to the men, but calls them "dumb n--s" after they leave, according to British reporter Carole Aye Maung, who reviewed the tape. http://nydailynews.com/front/story/237174p-203602c.html Paris Hilton's red-hot rocket to the moon has just cratered. It's a classic study of haute faux heirhead hubris, Wannabes. From the sublime to the perdiculous in the wink of an eye. Last week Paris was "demi-pornographic". Now's she's just "pornographic". And that's the Paris we love best! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Guess and Guess who? #132317 10/09/04 12:43 PM Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 T themgmt journeyman themgmt journeyman T Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 We've got 12 hours of Paris sex tapes to look forward to. [That'll keep the leaks leakin' and 'the lurks' peekin', trust me. ] Keep up the good work, Grapho. The Carps may complain about "the pricks", but they can't argue with "the clicks". As far as I'm concerned, you're one of us now, Grapho. All those "pinpricks" are just "male bonding", as ASp would say. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Guess and Guess who? #132318 10/09/04 12:56 PM Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country G grapho OP addict OP grapho addict G Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country As far as I'm concerned, you're one of us now, Grapho. Gee, thanks, themgmt. That's all I ever wanted ... to be accepted as one of "the Carps". Does this mean I get to visit the Carpal Tunnel Temple? Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Guess and Guess who? #132319 10/09/04 12:59 PM Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 T themgmt journeyman themgmt journeyman T Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 Does this mean I get to visit the Carpal Tunnel Temple? You've got it, Grapho! You even get to sit next to the Big Carp Himself. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Guess and Guess who? #132320 10/09/04 01:03 PM Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country G grapho OP addict OP grapho addict G Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Carpal Tunnel Country You even get to sit next to the Big Carp Himself. I feel like I've been Carpal Tunnelized. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Page 8 of 17 1 2 … 6 7 8 9 10 … 16 17 Go to page... 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