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I once bought a pen in the shape of a fish for my dad. The instructions in the back said that I should "smack in the lillypad" for good writing. We never really figured out what it meant.
In Québec, we often see the same type of thing on products from the U.S. that are translated into French. They are obviously dictionary-in-hand translations.
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I purchased my old electric rice cooker in Japan in 1970. It is/was a Toshiba and has served me well, lo these many years. I have no complaints about it but Memsahib found its worn exterior and dented lid detracting from the sophisticated ambiance of our kitchen. When I set out to replace it, I discovered that the world has been hoodwinked into buying a grossly inferior product: an electric rice cooker in which water is mixed with the rice in the inner pot and nothing goes in the outer pot! Can you imagine? The only decent and proper way to cook Asian rice is with water in both the inner and outer pots, such that the rice steams to perfection after it has boiled a bit. Finally, after much scouting and frustration, Herself found a model, made by Tatung of Taiwan, which works in the appropriate manner. I went to a local Asian supermarket (we have such things in Western Washington) and happily brought home a new rice cooker. May it serve me as long and as well as the old one.
The little booklet which accompanies my new kitchen toy is filled with important instructions and warnings, e.g.
"There is a see-saw switch controlling the keeping warm current."
"Easy way to clean up, fill with or soak in hot potable water everytime after the cooked rice or food is served out."
"When the cooking is over, the switch will leap up and the electric current shuts off."
"Keep warm do not over 4 hours."
"Though the pot would discolor or streak due to the water quality and the way you operate it, please use it without any misgivings."
The truly odd thing is that I have been using so many products made in Asia for so long that I quickly and fully understand these (and similar) instructions and warnings.
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I see nothing not understandable about any of those, Daddio.
Try:
"Nuclear weapons are very much interested in Japan."
From a Japanese journalist at a nuclear power convention in the States.
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I don't recall whether I've mentioned it previously, but my wife got irritated with our spawn some time back when they each compiled a translation dictionary (from mommy-speak to daddy-speak).
Examples:
Mommy Daddy
on the count on the counter
what's the hell? what in hell?
yao yao medicine
yo yo meat
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i have posted previously http://www.engrish.comas one of my daily visited sites.. its mostly how the japanese mangle english, but it does include some other groups.. and in our family, names are a problem. my B-I-L family name is tsuyuki. ts is similar, not the same sound as S--but unless raised hearing it, its hard for you to distingish and say.. so my sister mangles her own name.. my B-I-L has the same problem with Reilly--(which sometimes comes out of his mouth as Leary) the R's and L's doing him in! generally, B-I-L's english is very good.. but occationally he does mess up.. once talking about a project (he's an architect) he commented on the new special windows being used.. they had brine right in the window.. we were puzzling over how or why you'd want to use brine as an insulating material, and wondering if it wouldn't distort the views, and didn't it freeze--when he clarifed.. Venitian Brines.. ventian blinds
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I have completed 5 lessons of elementary Mandarin, with one to go. Once that is complete I will sign up for the very same course again - and will continue to do so until I can master such complicated phrases as, "What are you doing this weekend?", "What is your name?, "Today is Friday" and so on. The course does not include any instruction in writing any of the many thousands of Mandarin characters.
I try to not I mock others' attempts to speak my language. After all, if somebody speaks with an accent or if they have difficulty writing your language then there's a pretty good chance they speak (and write) at least one more language than you do. So I salute them.
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I try to not I mock others' attempts to speak my language. After all, if somebody speaks with an accent or if they have difficulty writing your language then there's a pretty good chance they speak (and write) at least one more language than you do. So I salute them.
Amen! In my current job, one question we ask respondents is "In which languages could you hold a conversation about everyday things?" Although I have admittedly only interviewed some 20-25 people, the fact that only two have selected more than one makes me embarrassed about NZ's apparently valid reputation as one of the most monolingual places on Earth.
It sounds as if your Mandarin is about at the same level as my Hindi, stales. Happily, devanagari has a whole lot fewer characters to learn! I am being forced to learn the script because I got what I thought was a great deal on a dictionary from Amazon. It was only after it arrived that I realised the full significance of the fact that is a "Hindi-English" dictionary.
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