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th..tha...that...that's all volts...
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Ah, Bugs Bunny! I have the capacitance to remember that but lack the resistance not to mention it ...
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my grandchildren will probably all have pigtails for my mentioning this, but that wasn't Bugs Bunny.
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ah, tsuwm, no one would say you're an old fuddy-duddy...
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Bingley thanks for the link, it is hilarious. I'm printing out the pages so my son can bring it to school (he's in advanced bio-chem at University and working at school this summer to get the grist for his Master's).
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Roche's limit : three bears
I suppose that's meant to be three beers..
Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 3rd beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was knee'd in the stomach and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the creature left.
The fourth night, Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The six-foot cockroach was standing there. The bug proceeded to beat the daylights out of Frank, and left him in a heap on the living room floor.
The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded.
"Not much," answered the doctor. "There's a really nasty bug going around."
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