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#111825 09/10/03 10:25 PM
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Heard a riddle today which appealed to me!

Q: Why should the Irish police use the Hubble telescope in their attempts to find Shergar?



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Shergar, a Derby winning race horse stolen in 1983, by IRA terrorists

Are you sure that wasn't a chalker you overheard?


#111827 09/11/03 01:19 AM
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Shergar, a Derby winning race horse stolen in 1983 Thanks, moss. No guess on the riddle; but what's a chalker, please?


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mmm, what's a chalker? Re Shergar, think what the Hubble's good for...


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think what the Hubble's good for

Wait, wait. Don't tell me.

Taking pictures of dogs that don't bark in the night, right?


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LOL! (email notification?)


#111831 09/12/03 03:19 AM
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think what the Hubble's good for...

It's good for discovering hidden stars?

Wait! I've got it. They should use Hubble because Shergar disappeared from the face of the earth.




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Good try. But think what Hubble looks at (prolly amongst a host of other kinds but)


#111833 09/12/03 12:26 PM
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what Hubble looks at


Ha! Barnard 33.


#111834 09/12/03 12:31 PM
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Q: Why should the Irish police use the Hubble telescope in their attempts to find Shergar?
Because he might as well have fallen into a black hole, for all the luck they've had in finding him?


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