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with protests in the air and the refrains of "Risin' of the Moon" heard in the distance, William Hogarth scampers away into the darkling (or is it friscalating?) sunset. is this the last we'll see of him? is that the Rules of Hogwash® he carries thinly in his oxter? does anyone know what time it is?
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does anyone know what time it is?
well, I'll tell ya...
As I was walking down the street one day
A man came up to me and asked me what the time was that was
on my watch, yeah
And I said
Does anybody really know what time it is
I don't
Does anybody really care
care
If so I can't imagine why
about time
We've all got time enough to cry
Oh no, no
And I was walking down the street one day
A pretty lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had
stopped cold dead
And I said
Does anybody really know what time it is
I don't
Does anybody really care
care
If so I can't imagine why
about time
We've all got time enough to cry
Oh no, no
And I was walking down the street one day
Being pushed and shoved by people trying to beat the clock,
oh, so I just don't know,
I just don't know
And I said, yes I said
Background Vocal:
People runnin' everywhere
Don't know the way to go
Don't know where I am
Can't see past the next step
Don't have to think past the last mile
Have no time to look around
Just run around, run around and think why
Does anybody really know what time it is
I don't
Does anybody really care
care
If so I can't imagine why
about time
We've all got time enough to die
Oh no, no
--Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
Chicago © 1969 by Chicago
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Several years ago there was a spate of popularity for a game generally referred to as "Equation Analysis," the paradigm being "26 = L in the A" and the challenge being to expand the initials to make a more-or-less correct equation, thus: "26 = Letters in the Alphabet". Or "54 = C in a D (with the J)", expanding to "54 Cards in a Deck (with the Jokers)."
This led Sid McKeen, a Worcester columnist, and others, I'm sure to run a series of such contests from time to time, each a list of twenty-six examples, take-you-out-to-lunch for a prize.
He wisely took the precaution of including in the instructions for readers this bit of wisdom:
"The correct answers are what is written on a slip of paper kept in the upper right-hand drawer of my desk" or words to that effect.
And without taking any of the fun out of the exercise, I might add...
Oh yes, and he also invited readers to send in their own examples. Any takers? Maybe a new thread? Is the name "Equation Analysis" copyrighted?
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So, if I read you correctly 5280 = F in a M?
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So, if I read you correctly 5280 = F in a M?
Precisely so. But things can get a little more obscure:
88 = P K
or
3 B M = S H T R
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8 P of a S
43 P of A
206 B in a S
1776 M in the D
Let's see, now.
I know 8 S on a S S, but not yours.
I know 76 T that L the B P, but not yours
I know 206 B in the B, and also in a S, 'cause it's about the same thing.
I don't know 43 P of Anything yet. Have to think about that one.
(I put some answers in I & A in the "Answers to Puzzles" thread for viewing if needed..)
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Ohboyohboyohboy! Consuelo read the possible answers to me over the phone and you guys are so longwinded I just told her I vote for the last one. It did make me hungry, tho'!
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The definition of motching sounds a lot like munching to me. I reckon the whole thing is down to some ancient typo.
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some ancient typo.
Ah, yes; like what I've posted before:
Two monks discover a cache of ancient religious writings, and decide to translate them. One, having gone to fix himself a snack, hears a piercing scream followed by loud wailing. Rushing back, he finds his colleague white and trembling. With a shaking finger, the colleague points to a word. "It...it...it's celebrate".
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