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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 4 One For The Weekend #86159 11/07/02 04:48 PM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 47 Welwyn Garden City, Herts , UK M Maurice OP newbie OP Maurice newbie M Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 47 Welwyn Garden City, Herts , UK Does anybody know any punchlines? Not jokes - just punchlines i.e ...and the vicar said "I'm sorry Mrs Miggins but we don't have any more aubergines left." Could be fun. I'm off to Nottingham for a few days. Will be offline for a bit. Will be back Wednesday. regards and try some rockcakes if you get the chance. Has anyone seen my compass? Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: One For The Weekend #86160 11/07/02 04:55 PM Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 833 Eastern Ontario, Canada M modestgoddess old hand modestgoddess old hand M Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 833 Eastern Ontario, Canada Not jokes - just punchlines Um....why? Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: One For The Weekend #86161 11/07/02 05:25 PM Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,210 Vermont Buffalo Shrdlu Carpal Tunnel Buffalo Shrdlu Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,210 Vermont you don't. you get down off a duck. formerly known as etaoin... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: One For The Weekend #86162 11/07/02 05:28 PM Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Faldage Carpal Tunnel Faldage Carpal Tunnel Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 The one that got Berke Breathed into a world of trouble: So the nun said, "Pass the pickle, please." Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: One For The Weekend #86163 11/07/02 05:36 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 W wwh Carpal Tunnel wwh Carpal Tunnel W Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 No,no, Faldage! the nun said "Your vicar is thicker and slicker and quicker than you." I purposely left out "longer and stronger" Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: One For The Weekend #86164 11/07/02 05:39 PM Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Faldage Carpal Tunnel Faldage Carpal Tunnel Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Then the Fool said to the geezer, "Must of been a different nun." Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: One For The Weekend #86165 11/07/02 07:11 PM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,692 UK D dxb Pooh-Bah dxb Pooh-Bah D Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,692 UK And the butler said "Not that shaggy, sir!" Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Pullet-zer prize winners #86166 11/07/02 07:26 PM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,541 Likes: 1 Worcester, MA W wofahulicodoc Carpal Tunnel wofahulicodoc Carpal Tunnel W Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,541 Likes: 1 Worcester, MA "...the chicken was delicious!" --------- "Just what did the chicken _do_?" --------- "Don't rightly know. Never been able to catch one!" Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: One For The Weekend #86167 11/07/02 07:39 PM Joined: Apr 2000 Posts: 10,542 this too shall pass tsuwm Carpal Tunnel tsuwm Carpal Tunnel Joined: Apr 2000 Posts: 10,542 this too shall pass It's the plumber!! --- one leg is both the same. --- These Fokkers are flying Messerschmidts! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: One For The Weekend #86168 11/07/02 08:08 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,819 Spam Factory A Alex Williams Pooh-Bah Alex Williams Pooh-Bah A Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,819 Spam Factory He only took tips. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 4 Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------  Information and announcements  Q&A about words  Wordplay and fun  Words and languages in schools  Miscellany  Weekly Themes  Looking for (writers, speakers,... (Old) Weekly themes. 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