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#81886 09/30/02 05:14 PM
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Senegal? At least, it rhymes the way I pronounce it.


#81887 09/30/02 06:18 PM
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Dialectically creating a bagel


That's very funny

I have found that when spoken aloud, it is also very funny to simply conclude the limerick with "and something something something bagel!" It leaves quite a bit to the imagination.


#81888 09/30/02 08:05 PM
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"and something something something bagel!"

And it scans better, too!


#81889 09/30/02 09:48 PM
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There once was a woman named Hegel
Who exercised *there* a la Kegel.
Her Absolute end
Made a rational bend
'Til her pelvis resembled a bagel.

It's not risque enough, of course, but it's the best I could do on short notice.

The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon. -- Charles Schulz

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