JUDGE-MEN DAY - (women'll be told their fate later
wofahulicodoc
09/14/25 01:19 AM
JUDGEMENT DAY
PRONUNCIATION: (JUHJ-muhnt day)
MEANING:n. noun: 1. A time when one is evaluated, especially for their actions. 2. In some religious traditions, the day when the world ends and God judges people, sending them to heaven or hell.
ETYMOLOGY: From judgment, from Latin judicare (to judge) + day, from Old English dæg. Earliest documented use: 1544. _______________________
JUDGE-MEANT DAY - when the court-appointed attorney explains the judge's decision to you
JUDGEMENT: DRY - when it's safe to take the laundry out of the machine and fold it
JUDGE-MELT DAY - the Wicked Judge of the West disappeared when Dorothy doused him with a bucket of water
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PAR-CHIAL- dessicating
wofahulicodoc
09/14/25 01:04 AM
PAROCHIAL
PRONUNCIATION: (puh-ROH-kee-uhl)
MEANING: adjective: 1. Having a narrow outlook or scope. 2. Relating to a parish.
ETYMOLOGY: From Anglo-French parochial, from Latin parochia (parish), from Greek paroikos (neighbor). Ultimately from the Indo-European root weik- (clan), which also gave us vicinity, village, villa, and villain (originally, a villain was a farm servant, one who lived in a villa or a country house), ecumenical, and ekistics. Earliest documented use: 1425. _____________________________________
PAROCHIAL - within the walls (e.g. "parochial hours" when women are permitted to enter an all-men's college dormitory)
PYRO-CHIAL - relating to a slow-motion, low-contact Chinese martial art involving defense via fire
PRO-CHIAL - in favor of a vital force; one's good health requires that it flow unimpeded
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SACRIFICIAL LAM - fleeing to lure enemies away
wofahulicodoc
09/14/25 12:48 AM
SACRIFICIAL LAMB
PRONUNCIATION: (sak-ruh-FISH-uhl lam)
MEANING: noun: Someone or something blamed or sent to their doom in order to spare others.
ETYMOLOGY: From sacrifice, from Latin sacer (holy) + facere (to make) + lamb, from Old English lamb. Earliest documented use: 1834. ____________________________
SACRIFICIAL LAMP - a light left burning for 24 hours after the death of someone who has lost their life to ave others
SACRIFICIAL LIMB - gnawing off a leg to escape from a trap
SACRIFINIAL LAMB - a pointed spike on the roof of a public building on which to impale animals in an attempt to appease the gods
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E-TIPHANY - online store for high-class jewelry
wofahulicodoc
09/09/25 04:31 PM
EPIPHANY
PRONUNCIATION: (i-PIF-uh-nee)
MEANING: noun: A sudden insight, understanding, or realization.
ETYMOLOGY: From Greek epi- (upon) + -phany (showing). Earliest documented use: 1350. __________________________
I.E.P.-IPHANY - a insightful flash of realization of just what this kid's Individual Education Plan should include
EPIPHANT - a parasite who lives on Babar (or some other pachyderm)
EPIPHONY - this generic Adrenalin™ is really just saline
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EVAN HELICAL - one screwed-up guy, that Evan
wofahulicodoc
09/09/25 04:11 PM
EVANGELICAL
PRONUNCIATION: (ee-van-JEL-i-kuhl)
MEANING: adjective: 1. extremely enthusiastic about a cause. 2. Relating to Christian churches emphasizing the Bible’s authority and a personal relationship with Jesus. noun: A member of an evangelical church.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin evangelicus, from Greek euangélion (good news), from eu- (good) + angelos (messenger). Earliest documented use: 1527. __________________________
EXANGELICAL - Satanic
E. V. ANGERICAL - his Prius notwithstanding he's given to road rage
EVANGELICAR - Billy Graham's private Rolls-Royce
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THANATOPHOBIA
A C Bowden
09/08/25 01:20 PM
FANATOPHOBIA - fear of extremists
SANATOPHOBIA - fear of medical treatment
LANATOPHOBIA - fear of woollen textures
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EV'RYPHAGOUS - synonym for "omnivorous"
wofahulicodoc
09/07/25 02:32 AM
EURYPHAGOUS
PRONUNCIATION: (yoo-RIF-uh-guhs)
MEANING: adjective: Eating a wide variety of foods.
ETYMOLOGY: From Greek eury- (wide) + -phagous (feeding on). Earliest documented use: 1926. ___________________________
EUROPHAGOUS - what Putin wants to be, regarding the NATO members
AURYPHAGOUS - eating only golden yellow foods
NEURYPHAGOUS - consuming nerve tissue, like e.g. Multiple Sclerosis or rabies virus
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THANATOPHORIA - joy at one's approaching death
wofahulicodoc
09/04/25 12:17 AM
THANATOPHOBIA
PRONUNCIATION: (than-uh-tuh-FO-bee-uh)
MEANING: noun: An excessive or irrational fear of death.
ETYMOLOGY: From Greek thanato- (death) + -phobia (fear). Earliest documented use: 1860._ ___________________________
SHA-NA-TOPHOBIA - great disike of Bowzer and his group
THENATOPHOBIA - fear of the base of the thumb
THE NATO PHOBIA - pathological distrust of the North American Treaty Organization
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KEPTOCRAT – one who took power and never let it go
wofahulicodoc
09/03/25 11:58 PM
KLEPTOCRAT
PRONUNCIATION: (KLEP-tuh-krat) MEANING: noun: A politician or an official who uses their position to enrich themselves.
ETYMOLOGY: From Greek klepto- (theft) + -crat (ruler). Earliest documented use: 1892. See also kleptocracy ____________________________
SLEPTOCRAT – a ruler who snoozes all day
KLEPTOCRAP – one who compulsively steals small worthless items KLEPTOCRAB - a thieving crustacean who scuttles off sidewise
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Behave yourselves
A C Bowden
09/03/25 02:59 AM
It's chiefly drunk members who flout Decorum, so be in no doubt: This club will take action Against such infraction – Those louts will be swiftly chucked out.
RESTRAIN – RETREAT
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THEOPACHY - adding a thickener to the tea
wofahulicodoc
09/02/25 01:38 AM
THEOMACHY
PRONUNCIATION: thee-OM-uh-kee)
MEANING: noun: A battle among the gods or other powerful entities.
ETYMOLOGY: From Greek theo- (god) + -machy (battle). Earliest documented use: 1576. _________________________
THERMACHY - my heating pad was set too high and now I hurt all over
THEOMOCHY - my tea tastes like coffee!
THEO MACY - little known son of R.H, the owner of that department store on 34th Street
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The great unwashed
A C Bowden
09/01/25 01:52 AM
The senior staff in some firms Still think in hierarchical terms. Their separate space Is a sanitised place Away from the proles and their germs.
CHIEFLY – CHUCKED
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Re: SERENDIPITOUS
A C Bowden
08/31/25 12:45 AM
SERENISSIMOUS – like Venice
SEVENDIGITOUS – in the millions
SERMONIFEROUS – able to give speeches on a wide variety of subjects
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SERENDIPITEOUS - a sob story from Sri Lanka
wofahulicodoc
08/30/25 03:14 AM
SERENDIPITOUS
PRONUNCIATION: (ser-uhn-DIP-i-tuhs)
MEANING: adjective: Relating to fortunate discoveries or happenings by chance.
ETYMOLOGY: From serendipity, coined by Horace Walpole after the fairy tale, “The Three Princes of Serendip”. Earliest documented use: 1958. _______________________________
SERENDIP IOUs - primitive currency of Ceylon
SERENDI PIOUS - the Serendi are a deeply religious people
SHE REND I.P.I. TO US - that woman returned the International Peace Institute to United States jurisdiction
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BOZANTINE - clowningy
wofahulicodoc
08/30/25 02:59 AM
BYZANTINE
PRONUNCIATION: (biz-uhn-TEE-nyz, BIZ-uhn-tee-nyz)
MEANING: verb tr.: To make complex, elaborate, or intricate.
ETYMOLOGY: After Byzantium, an ancient Greek city, modern-day Istanbul. Earliest documented use: 1855. ______________________________
BY FANTINE - singer of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miz
BY ZANTING - How do you get to Zanzibar?
BYE: ANTINE - announcing that Antine will get a free pass in the first round of the tournament
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PUMIC -- like a mountain lion
wofahulicodoc
08/30/25 02:45 AM
PUNIC
PRONUNCIATION: (PYOO-nik)
MEANING: adjective: 1. Relating to Carthage. 2. Treacherous, faithless.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin Punicus (Carthaginian), from Greek Phoinix (Phoenician). Carthage was founded as a Phoenician colony, in present-day Tunisia. Earliest documented use: 1590. __________________________________
PUN, INC - professional jokes, based on wordplay, delivered on order
PRUNIC - laxative
P.U. NIT - that's one smelly louse egg!
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Dodgy goods
A C Bowden
08/30/25 01:49 AM
Inspectors are constantly raiding The dens of unauthorised trading. They seize dud machines And bent trampolines – It's squalid and pretty degrading.
SENIOR – SEPARATE
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Rich and strange
A C Bowden
08/27/25 01:46 AM
If there's something not normal I spot, I take out my notepad and jot Its time and location And more information. The world's full of wonders, eh what?
TRADING – TRAMPOLINE
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CRYPTO NITE - code-breakers party at 7PM!
wofahulicodoc
08/27/25 01:41 AM
KRYPTONITE
PRONUNCIATION: (KRIP-tuh-nyt)
MEANING: noun: A vulnerability, especially in someone who seems otherwise unstoppable.
ETYMOLOGY: After Krypton, Superman’s home planet, whose explosion scattered radioactive kryptonite. Earliest documented use: 1943. _____________________________
KRYPTONIZE - to blow your own planet to smithereens
KAY-P TONITE - don't look now, but it's your day for potato-peeling duty
KRY TONITE - what you'll do when you break up with your baby this afternoon
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...and old Eli sang Boola-Boola gleefuly
wofahulicodoc
08/27/25 01:25 AM
SMITHFIELD BARGAIN
PRONUNCIATION: (SMITH-feeld bar-guhn)
MEANING: noun 1. A bargain in which the buyer is taken advantage of. 2. A marriage of convenience, especially for money.
ETYMOLOGY: After Smithfield, London, the site of the famous Bartholomew Fair (1133-1855). Earliest documented use: 1664. ______________________________
IS M.I.T. H-FIELD BARGAIN? - Crimson headline questioning whether it's actually a good idea to sell them Harvard Stadium at the announced price
SMITH: FIE! L.E.D. BARGAIN ! - Smith! Shame on you! You missed the opportunity to save us a fortune in lighting bills !
SMITHFIELD BEAR GAIN - the Fair will be advertising the World's Heaviest Ursine if Papa Bear doesn't go on a diet soon
SMITHFIELD BAR? AGAIN? - That makes how many times they've raided that pub?
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