Keeping his cool
A C Bowden
04/22/2026 2:40 PM
When faced with a salvo of jeers, Of partisan catcalls and sneers, A sagacious PM Will reply, with great phlegm: "Well, nobody's perfect, my dears".
DRAINPIPE – DREAM
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FURBALL - OW! - That little kitten sctatched me!
wofahulicodoc
04/17/2026 6:37 PM
FURBELOW
PRONUNCIATION: FUHR-buh-loh
MEANING: noun: 1. A strip of fabric, tightly gathered or pleated, applied to an object such as a skirt, scarf, hat, or bedding. 2. Something showy or superfluous.
ETYMOLOGY: Probably an alteration of French falbala, from Italian falda (fold, flap, pleat), perhaps via a diminutive form. Earliest documented use: 1680. ______________________
FUR BELLOW - the shout of an angry PETA member
FAR BELOW - bathyscaphe territory
FUN BELOW - [Censored. This is a family column.]
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JODU, ND - martial art for the dyslexic in North Dakota
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04/17/2026 6:10 PM
JOCUND
PRONUNCIATION: (JAH/JOH-kuhnd)
MEANING: adjective: Cheerful; lively.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin jocundus, from jucundus (pleasant), from juvare (to help, please, or delight). Earliest documented use: 1380. __________________________
JO BUND - unnamed fungible German citizen, equivalent to "John Doe" in English
JOB UND - any form of employment at the University of North Dakota
JO CURD - what Jo cheese is made from
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PRE-GORIC - before viscera
wofahulicodoc
04/16/2026 12:57 AM
PAREGORIC
PRONUNCIATION: (par-uh-GOR-ik)
MEANING: noun: Something that soothes.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin paregoricus (soothing), from Greek paregorikos (soothing), from paregorein (to speak soothingly to), from para- (beside) + agoreuein (to speak in public), from agora (assembly, marketplace). Earliest documented use: 1671. _________________________
PAREMORIC - having the role of a lover
PA-RIGORIC - strict the way my Daddy was
PAREGONIC - like a shining example of a closed straight-sided plane figure
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BILL-AD MONGER - accounts-receivable officer on Madison Avenue
wofahulicodoc
04/14/2026 2:47 PM
BALLADMONGER
PRONUNCIATION: (BAL-uhd-mong-guhr)
MEANING: noun: 1. A seller or composer of ballads. 2. An inferior poet.
ETYMOLOGY: From Old French balade (a dance song), from Old Occitan ballada (a dance song), from Latin ballare (to dance), from Greek ballizein (to dance) + monger, from Old English mangere (merchant), from Latin mango (dealer). Earliest documented use: 1598. _________________________
BALLAD-MANGER - a Christmas song
"BALL-AND" MONGER - vendor of dungeon impedimenta (to limit the movement of prisoners)
BALL (ADMIN.) - GER. - COO of the Berlin office of DesiLu Productions
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POMMEL - a bonsai apple tree
wofahulicodoc
04/14/2026 2:17 PM
PUMMEL
PRONUNCIATION: (PUHM-uhl)
MEANING: verb tr.: To beat or pound, with or as if with fists.
ETYMOLOGY: An alteration of pommel (the knob at the end of a sword’s handle; the raised front of a saddle), from Old French pomel, from Latin pomum (fruit, apple). Earliest documented use: 1548. _____________________________
PUN, MEL - ordering the voice of Warner Brothers cartoons to produce outrageous wordplay
MUMMEL - a dram of champagne
pHUMMEL - the negative logarithm of a porcelain figurine of one or more Bavarian children
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RABBLE-HOUSE - Bedlam insane asylum
wofahulicodoc
04/12/2026 7:42 PM
RABBLE-ROUSE
PRONUNCIATION: (RAB-uhl-rouz)
MEANING: verb intr.: To stir up the masses, especially to incite action or change.
ETYMOLOGY: Back-formation from rabble-rouser, from rabble (mob, pack of animals) + rouse (to excite, awaken), from Middle English rousen (to shake the feathers). Earliest documented use: 1864). ____________________________
RABBLE ROSE - populist revolution
RABBLE-ROUTE - how the mob gets to where it's going
RABBI LEROUSSE - Jewish teacher almost writes the ultimate French dictionary
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PRETTIFOG - the misty low-lying cloud is just beautiful
wofahulicodoc
04/12/2026 7:27 PM
PETTIFOG
PRONUNCIATION: (PET-ee-fog)
MEANING: verb intr.: 1. To quibble over trivial matters. 2. To engage in petty, often legalistic, chicanery.
ETYMOLOGY: Back-formation from pettifogger, from petty (small) + fogger, perhaps after Fuggers, a Bavarian family of merchants in the 15th and 16th centuries. Earliest documented use: 1611. ___________________________
PETTIFIG - diminutive fruit of the genus Ficus
PETRI FOG - why I can't see what's growing on my bacteriology culture dish
PETTI-FOR - small sweet pastry for the orthographically challenged
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FLY-TRIP - airplane voyage
wofahulicodoc
04/12/2026 6:55 PM
FLY-TIP
PRONUNCIATION: (FLY-tip)
MEANING: verb tr., intr.: To dump waste illegally instead of taking it to an authorized disposal site.
ETYMOLOGY: Back-formation from fly-tipping, from fly (as in on-the-fly) + tip (to dump or empty out). Earliest documented use: 1985. ___________________________
FLY-TOP - the fringe on the surrey
FLAY-TIP - the endmost six inches of the lash
FLY-ZIP - avoid embarrassment
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JEL-EL - Kryptonian cousin of Kal-el (Superman)
wofahulicodoc
04/12/2026 6:45 PM
JELL
PRONUNCIATION: (jel)
MEANING: verb intr.: 1. To become clear, cohesive, or definite. 2. To become firm or gelatinous; to congeal. verb tr.: 1. To cause to become clear, cohesive, or definite. 2. To make firm or gelatinous.
ETYMOLOGY: Back-formation from jelly, from Old French gelee (jelly), from Latin gelata (frozen), from gelare (to freeze). Ultimately from the Indo-European root gel- (to freeze), which also gave us cold, chill, gelato, glacier, and congeal. Earliest documented use: 1863. See also Jell-O. ________________________
J-ELL-A - acronym for the Justice League of America
JEKLL - the alter ego of the evil Mr Hde
JELLO - Latino greeting; English equivalent of ¡Jolá!
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ALITERATE - unable to read
wofahulicodoc
04/07/2026 1:05 AM
ALLITERATE
PRONUNCIATION: (uh-LIT-uh-rayt)
MEANING: verb intr.: To use words beginning with the same sound or letter, especially the same initial consonant sound. verb tr.: To arrange with the same sound or letter.
ETYMOLOGY: Back-formation from alliteration, from al-, a variant of ad- (toward) + littera (letter). Earliest documented use: 1739. ___________________________
BALLITERATE - having the habit of crumpling paper into small spheres before throwing it out
FALL-ITERATE - raking deciduous-tree leaves each autumn, over and over and...
ALL-ITEM RATE - same price for everything
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S'LOON - a place to buy whiskey in the Old West
wofahulicodoc
04/06/2026 3:25 AM
SLOOM
PRONUNCIATION: (sloom)
MEANING: verb intr.: 1. To slumber. 2. To soften, decay, or waste. noun: A light sleep.
ETYMOLOGY: From Old English sluma (slumber). Earliest documented use: before 1150. ______________________
LLOOM - a plain cloth made from the fur of Agentinean beasts of burden
SLOLOM - going around abstacles as you're skiing downhill
SLOO - what David did to Goliath
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FICTATE - lie
wofahulicodoc
04/02/2026 8:17 PM
NICTATE
PRONUNCIATION: (NIK-tayt)
MEANING: verb intr.: To wink or blink.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin nictare (to wink or blink). Earliest documented use: 1755. _______________________
NICHATE (pronounced "NEESH-ate") - pigeonhole
NICTOTE - what you have to do when Santa Claus sprains his ankle on Christmas Eve
NICTASE - the enzyme that detoxifies cigarette smoke
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LUMMOCK - one clumsy oaf
wofahulicodoc
04/01/2026 2:23 AM
SLUMMOCK
PRONUNCIATION: (SLUM-uhk)
MEANING: verb intr.: To idle or loaf.
ETYMOLOGY: Of uncertain origin. Earliest documented use: 1877. _____________________
SLUMMOCK - to diss a run-down neighborhood
STUMMOCK - to tolerate something without becoming nauseated (can be literal or figurative)
SLAMMOCK - a cloth or netting slung between two trees for sleeping or resting, so badly balanced that it throws you to the ground when you try to use it
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PANDOCULATE - having eyes like a panda
wofahulicodoc
04/01/2026 2:10 AM
PANDICULATE
PRONUNCIATION: (pan-DIK-yuh-layt)
MEANING: verb intr.: To stretch oneself.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin pandiculari (to stretch oneself), from pandere (to stretch). Earliest documented use: 1775. ___________________________
PANNICULATE - covered with a layer of thick or opaque fibrous tissue
WANDICULATE - proficient in the use of sticks with magical properties
PAN DICURATE - to criticize both junior priests
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Re: EXEGESIS
A C Bowden
03/28/2026 2:21 AM
EXO-JESUS - a version of Christ whose Second Coming is not physical but involves a miraculous communication link from Heaven
EX-GENESIS - Bible edition with the first book omitted
X-TMESIS - word or phrase interrupted by some unprintable profanity
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Re: LABYRINTHINE
A C Bowden
03/28/2026 2:11 AM
LABOUR IN LINE - political slogan referring to the British dole queues of the 1930s
LABO(U)R ONLINE - socialist website
LAY IT IN THINE - carpet-fitting service
LADY IN TIME - call-girl provider for busy clients
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TURBITUDE - degree of obscurity
wofahulicodoc
03/27/2026 11:49 PM
TURPITUDE
PRONUNCIATION: (TUHR-pee-tood/tyood)
MEANING: noun: Depravity or baseness, or an instance of this.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin turpitudo (ugliness, disgrace), from turpis (disgraceful, base). Earliest documented use: 1490. _________________________________________
BURPITUDE - the tendency of a foodstuff or beverage to cause eructation
TAR-PIT-UDE - propensity to catch animals and preserve them intact for future generations thousands of years later, like e.g. La Brea in Los Angeles
T.U.R.P.-ITUDE - a Urologist's feelings about Trans-Urethral Prostate Resection surgery
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EX-EGGS IS - chickens exist
wofahulicodoc
03/27/2026 1:29 AM
EXEGESIS
PRONUNCIATION: (ek-suh-JEE-sis)
MEANING: noun: An explanation or interpretation, especially a critical interpretation of a text.
ETYMOLOGY: From Greek exegesis, from exegeisthai (to interpret), from ex- (out) + hegeisthai (to lead). Earliest documented use: 1600. _________________________________
ELEGESIS - the writing of a mournful poem
EX-AEGESIS - having formerly been shielded
EX-EGESTS - projectile vomiting in the past
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JOVENES' SCENT - the aroma of Latin teenagers
wofahulicodoc
03/26/2026 1:57 AM
JUVENESCENT
PRONUNCIATION: (joo-vuh-NES-uhnt)
MEANING: adjective: Becoming youthful; young or youthful.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin juvenescere (to grow young), from juvenis (young; youth). Earliest documented use: 1821. ________________________________
JUVENASCENT - having children as parents
TU VENES, CENT - loosely translated, "Someday my Roman soldier will come!"
JA, VEN, ASCENT - a polyglot confirming that they want you to come and climb the mountain
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