SMITHFIELD MARCH - lseldom-played work by John Philip Sousa.
wofahulicodoc
05/22/2026 10:01 PM
SMITHFIELD MATCH
PRONUNCIATION: (SMITH-feeld match)
MEANING: nnoun: A marriage of convenience, especially one arranged for money.
ETYMOLOGY: After Smithfield, London, long associated with markets and fairs, including Bartholomew Fair (1133-1855). Earliest documented use: 1703.
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SMITHFIELD MATH - a bizarre arithmetic used to calculate the dowry in a marriage of convenience, often yielding results dramatically different from what the parties had expected
SITHFIELD MATCH - what takes place when a Jedi fights a practitioner of the Dark Side of the Force in an outdoor venue
SMITHFIELD MACH - brother of Ernst Mach (researcher on aeroynamics and high-velocity flight) who became an Anglophile and changed his name from Johann
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BACONISM: You know all of Shakespeare was written by Roger Bacon
wofahulicodoc
05/22/2026 7:37 PM
LACONISM
PRONUNCIATION: (LAK-uh-niz-uhm)
MEANING: noun: Brevity or terseness of expression, or an instance of this.
ETYMOLOGY: After Laconia, a region in southern Greece whose chief city was Sparta. From the reputation of the Laconians/Spartans for terseness. Earliest documented use: 1570. _______________________
LADONISM - the philosophy, exemplified by Rigoletto in Mozart's opera, that "women are fickle" ('changeable," if you prefer)
TACONISM - a branch of the Pastafarianism, another segment of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
L.A. CON IS ME - Confessions of a Southern California Urban Grifter {It didn't sell very many copies...)
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No terrors
A C Bowden
05/22/2026 3:49 PM
If you see some ball lightning nearby, Or an uncanny glow in the sky, Don't run from the place With a nervous grimace – Keep going, and never say die.
PLATITUDE – PLEASED
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DELPHI BAN - no fortune-telling permitted
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05/21/2026 8:27 PM
DELPHIAN
PRONUNCIATION: (DEL-fee-uhn)
MEANING: adjective: Obscure or ambiguous.
ETYMOLOGY: After Delphi, a city in ancient Greece. Earliest documented use: 1625. ___________________________
DELPHIAN - a perennial flowering plant in the family Ranunculacea ("small-frog"-like), toxic to humans
ADELPHIAN - someone with no oracular powers whatsoever
DOLPHIAN - like an intelligent fish with a very human-looking face
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PARTON'S WEEK - Dolly has been declared a national treasure
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05/17/2026 8:47 PM
PARSON'S WEEK
PRONUNCIATION: (PAHR-sunz week)
MEANING: noun: A period of 13 days, especially as a holiday.
ETYMOLOGY: From parson (a clergyperson), from persona (person) + week, from Old English wice (week). Earliest documented use: 1790. ________________________________
PARSON'S WEAK - and if he doesn't improve soon we'll have to find a replacement
PARSON, SWEEP - part of his duties is to keep the floors clean
PERSONS' WEEK - a major celebration of linguistic neutrality lasting seven days
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PIP'S WHISPER - announcing Great Expectations very softly
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05/17/2026 8:15 PM
PIG'S WHISPER
PRONUNCIATION: (pigz WIS-puhr)
MEANING: noun: 1. A very short time. 2. A low or nearly inaudible whisper.
ETYMOLOGY: Of uncertain origin. Earliest documented use: 1780. _________________________
PING'S WHISPER - the nearly inaudible sound of a very sleepy duckling who lives on a boat on the Yangtze River
PIG'S WHIMPER - Pooh's little friend is miserable
PIE'S WHISPER - how you know a fresh-from-the-oven apple pie is calling you from a windowsill two blocks away
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RAKE'S PROGRESS - the leaves are finally cleared from the la
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05/17/2026 1:16 AM
RAKE'S PROGRESS
PRONUNCIATION: (rakes PROG-res)
MEANING: noun: A steady decline, especially one brought on by dissipation, folly, or vice.
ETYMOLOGY: After A Rake’s Progress, a series of paintings and engravings by William Hogarth, depicting the decline of a spendthrift. Earliest documented use: 1833. ______________________________
HAKE'S PROGRESS - slow but steady despite all obstacles, like the eventual arrival of the fish upstream at the spawning grounds where it was hatched
DRAKE'S PROGRESS - the father duck needs a little more time to get all the ducklings across thte street
LUKE'S PROGRESS - Master Sywalker has a lot yet to learn, but he's getting there
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PATRIARCHS AGO - in generations past
wofahulicodoc
05/17/2026 1:06 AM
PATRIARCH'S AGE
PRONUNCIATION: (PAY-tree-arks ayj)
MEANING: noun: 1. A very long time. 2. A very advanced age.
ETYMOLOGY: From patriarch, from Greek patriarches (father or chief of a family), from patria (lineage) + -arche (ruler), + age. Earliest documented use: 1693. _____________________________
PATRIARCH SAGE - an herb purported to confer fertility, long life and wisdom
PA TRI-ARCH STAGE - the father of all three-part performance venues, each covered by a curved canopy
PATRIARCH'S ACE - when you get venerable enough, a high card concealed up your sleeve is not only condoned, it's expected
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SCAT'S MEOW - hepcat's jazz magnum opus
wofahulicodoc
05/17/2026 12:56 AM
CAT'S MEOW
PRONUNCIATION: (CATS mee-OW)
MEANING: noun: Something or someone excellent.
ETYMOLOGY: From cat, from Old English catt + meow (the cry of a cat), of imitative origin. Earliest documented use: 1921. __________________________
CAT'S YEOW - what you hear when you accidentally step on its tail
CATS MOW - what the cats do when there's so much grass that they couldn't possibly eat it all, no matter how bad the hairball problem is
CHAT'S MEOW - a masterful reply generated by your Artificial Intelllgence LLM
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LUMBERGROUND - a forest
wofahulicodoc
05/16/2026 10:55 PM
CUMBERGROUND
PRONUNCIATION: (KUHM-buhr-graund)
MEANING: noun: A useless person.
ETYMOLOGY: From cumber (to hinder or encumber), from Anglo-French acumbrer (encumbrer) + ground. Earliest documented use: 1657. ____________________________________
CUM BERG ROTUND - with a big round iceberg
LIMBERGEROUND - a large wheel of stinky cheese
COMBERGROUND - the place at the edge of the ocean where the waves break and the scavengers look for cast-up valuables or souvenirs
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CANISCENT - becoming more doglike
wofahulicodoc
05/16/2026 10:41 PM
CANESCENT
PRONUNCIATION: (kuh-NES-uhnt)
MEANING: adjective:
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin canescere (to grow gray or white), from canus (white, hoary). Earliest documented use: 1775. A synonym is hoary. ___________________________
ZANESCENT - turning grey or white; becoming hoary.
CAKE SCENT - the enticing aroma of a bakery
"I-CAN"-ESCENT - becoming more confident over time
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TOMBASTER - Lara Croft
wofahulicodoc
05/16/2026 10:27 PM
BOMBASTER
PRONUNCIATION: (bom-BAS-tuhr)
MEANING: noun: One given to bluster and pretentiousness.
ETYMOLOGY: From Old French bombace (cotton padding), from Latin bombax (cotton), from Greek bombux (silk, silkworm). Earliest documented use: 1611. _____________________________
BOMB-EASTER - a clandestine plan to blow up all those big mysterious statues of buried heads
MOM, BASTER - acknowledging that Ma does the first coarse sewing on all the household sewing jobs
BOZ-BLASTER - someone with a dislike for the early works of Charles Dickens (and doesn't hesitate to say so!)
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CUERIMONIOUS - excellent at the billiards table
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05/16/2026 10:06 PM
QUERIMONIOUS
PRONUNCIATION: (kwer-uh-MOH-nee-uhs)
MEANING: adjective: Habitually complaining; querulous; full of grievances.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin querimonia (complaint), from queri (to complain). Earliest documented use: 1604. _____________________________
GUERIMONIOUS - contentious, warlike
CUERIMONIOUS - tending to feed people their next lines onstage, as needed
PUERIMONIOUS - getting along well with little Roman boys
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BADGY - sporting an impressive array of medals
wofahulicodoc
05/10/2026 12:46 AM
CADGY
PRONUNCIATION: (KAJ-ee)
MEANING: adjective: 1. Wanton; lustful. 2. Cheerful.
ETYMOLOGY: Of uncertain origin. Earliest documented use: 1724. ________________________
CABG-Y - obsessed by the fact of just having had bypass graft surgeru
SCADGY - beset by a whole lot of small but unpleasant nuisances
SAD-GY - the man with the woeful look to him
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AQUA, RE: THE CIRCLE - Blue, about that round thing...
wofahulicodoc
05/10/2026 12:33 AM
SQUARE THE CIRCLE
PRONUNCIATION: (skwair thuh SUHR-kuhl)
MEANING: idiom: To accomplish what appears to be impossible, especially in satisfying conflicting requirements.
ETYMOLOGY: From the classical geometric problem of constructing, using only a compass and straightedge, a square equal in area to a given circle. Earliest documented use: 1624. _____________________
SQUIRE, THE CIRCLE - the knight's attendant alerts his Master about a feature of the approaching formation
SQUARETTE CIRCLE - lots of four-equal-sided almost-right-angled figures arranged equidistant from a central point
SQUARE THEIR CLE - slogan supporting a proposal to redo the layout of Cleveland International Airport
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SIR CUM LOCUTION - a noble and gifted orator
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05/10/2026 12:15 AM
CIRCUMLOCUTION
PRONUNCIATION: (suhr-kuhm-loh-KYOO-shuhn)
MEANING: noun: The use of roundabout language, especially to avoid giving a direct answer.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin circum- (around) + locution (talk), from loqui (to speak). Earliest documented use: 1518. ___________________________________
CIRCUS-LOCUTION - the Ringmaster's spiel
CIRCUMLOCATION - to drive 'round and 'round and still be unable to find where you're going
C-IN-C-UMLOCUTION - a speech by the hHigh Commander of the Armed Forces
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SQUARE-TOLD - informed by a not-very-"with-it" person
wofahulicodoc
05/09/2026 10:58 PM
SQUARE-TOED
PRONUNCIATION: (skwair-tohd)
MEANING: adjective: Old-fashioned or conservative.
ETYMOLOGY: From square, from Latin exquadrare (to square) + toe, from Old English ta (toe). Earliest documented use: 1785. _________________________________
'S "QUARTET" - O.E.D. - according to the Oxford English Dictionary, it's a diminutive quart
STUART-TOED - feet pointing inward, a little-known hereditary deformity affecting members of the royal Stuart family
SQUAB RE-TOED - sewed the digits back on the feet of a young pigeon
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CIC LETHE WAGONS - 199 sleeping cars
wofahulicodoc
05/09/2026 10:40 PM
CIRCLE THE WAGONS
PRONUNCIATION: (SUHR-kuhl thuh WAG-uhnz)
MEANING: idiom: To gather a group together to assume a defensive stance.
ETYMOLOGY: From circle, from Latin circulus (circle) + wagon, from Dutch wagen. Earliest documented use: mid-1800s. _____________________
CIRCLET: HEW AGONY - a small piece of jewelry that can reduce acute pain
"CIRCLE THE BAG," ON "S" - quarterback in the huddle calling a football play
C-IN-C LET THE WAGONS - supreme army commander rented the carrier vehicles
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Strange ritual
A C Bowden
04/29/2026 8:45 PM
I saw some robed men near a mill Who were rolling large stones down a hill. They quickly dispersed When the mill owner cursed: "**** off, or I'll call the Old Bill!"
NEARBY – NERVOUS
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STUARTHEAD - It all began with James I.
wofahulicodoc
04/27/2026 10:56 PM
SQUAREHEAD
PRONUNCIATION: (SKWAIR-hed)
MEANING: noun: 1. An honest person; a non-criminal. 2. A stupid person.
ETYMOLOGY. From square, from Latin exquadrare (to square) + head, from Old English heafod (top of the body). Earliest documented use: 1890. _____________________________
SQUIREHEAD - the chamber wherein the noble attendant to a knight performs his evacuations and ablutions
'SQUAKEHEAD - it's the epicenter of a modest tremblor
SQUAREHEAP - derogatory description of a Egptian pyramid
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