And, from one of those Goon Shows:

Police-Eccles to Grytpype-Thinne: "Do you know that you're driving your piano on the wrong side of the road, sir?"
Grytpype-Thinne: "But constable, it's a French piano."
Police-Eccles: "Oooooh, well dat's all right, den!"

- Pfranz