#98621
03/14/2003 1:27 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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I've found that most people are fascinated by our bodily functions and all pertaining to them. This appears to very much the case on this board, so I've given you this link. http://www.virtualnorwood.com/news/029.shtmlAbout half-way down the page is a biographical note about George Jennings, who constructed the first Public Toilet (bathroom to you US'ns) in the UK. This poem, in particular, caught my eye and my fancy I'front the Royal Exchange and Underground, Down Gleaming walls of porc'lain flows the sluice That out of sight decants the Kidney Juice, Thus pleasuring those Gents for miles around, Who, crying for relief, once piped the sound, Of wind in alley-ways. All hail this news! And let the joyous shuffling queues For Gentlemanly Jennings' most well found Construction, wherein a penny ope's the gate To Heav'n's mercy and Sanitary waves Received the Gush with seemingly, cool obedience, Enthroning Queen Hygeia in blessed state On Crapper's Rocket: with rapturous ease men's cares Shall flow away when seated at convenience! 
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#98622
03/14/2003 3:39 PM
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#98623
03/14/2003 3:55 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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[where's that emoticon for rolling one's eyes?]
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#98624
03/14/2003 6:08 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Dear RC: I think toilet is often used in U.S.
And restroom for public facility more often now than bathroom.
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#98625
03/18/2003 3:02 PM
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And restroom for public facility more often now than bathroom.
I find restroom to be a bit of an oxymoron, actually. Especially if you have just eaten chillies or are extremely constipated. Not exactly a restful way to pass your time.... geddit?
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#98626
03/18/2003 3:06 PM
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This poem, in particular, caught my eye and my fancy
Rhuby, I am simultaneously flushed and bowled over by this witty little poem. Excuse me while I take a seat and wipe away the tears before going back to reading my Reader's Digest.
That was toilet humour, folks!
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#98627
03/18/2003 3:07 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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I'm reminded of graffito seen long ago in a "restroom":
"Others may come here to shit and stink. I come here to
si;t and think."
Realistcally they should be labelled "Sanitary facility".
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#98628
03/18/2003 6:03 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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And this little graffiti poem:
"Here I sit
All broken-hearted,
I paid a dime
But only farted."
Or the AWAD version:
"Here I sit
All broken-hearted,
I made a post
But only yarted."
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#98629
03/18/2003 7:27 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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All I ever seem to get is "Phone Mary for a good time: 01933 581818". Not very poetical is it? Neither was Mary, I migh ..... Bugger!
- Pfranz
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#98630
03/18/2003 7:30 PM
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Phone Mary
Good thing it wasn't Poppaea. She'd a played hell trying to get that zero on there.
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#98631
03/18/2003 7:32 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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#98632
03/18/2003 7:35 PM
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formerly known as etaoin...
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#98633
03/18/2003 8:06 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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Good thing it wasn't Poppaea. She'd a played hell trying to get that zero on there.
True. But just as well. The bastards would still be in control if they'd had a zero.
- Pfranz
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#98634
03/18/2003 8:11 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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The bastards would still be in control
And the petro-denarius would be unchallenged.
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#98635
03/18/2003 8:17 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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Remember, they just killed anyone who got in their way. So yes, you're right. Hang on, hang on, isn't that exactly what's going on now? Don't tell me that the US is the natural inheritor of the Roman tradition? Stop the world! I wanna get off!
- Pfranz
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#98636
03/18/2003 10:49 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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... if they'd had a zero.
Saved by zero? (80's theme...)
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#98637
03/19/2003 12:25 AM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Rikki Don't Loose That Number
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#98638
03/19/2003 12:44 AM
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Carpal Tunnel
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'Monkey closets'????? Gives new meaning to "going apeshit"!
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#98639
03/19/2003 11:02 AM
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Reminds me of the constipated cricketer who was always clean bowled......
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#98640
03/19/2003 12:47 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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Ah, yes, but when he got it cured, I'll bet that he had a rather sticky wicket ...
- Pfranz
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#98641
03/19/2003 3:07 PM
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Well, I suppose then he just couldn't stop running.
Howzat?!!!
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#98642
03/19/2003 6:09 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Running on empty?
Close enough... 1977
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#98643
03/19/2003 7:07 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Real problem is emptying while running.
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#98644
03/19/2003 11:09 PM
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#98645
03/20/2003 1:32 AM
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Brown Sugar/Sticky Fingers
1969
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#98646
03/20/2003 11:07 AM
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Pooh-Bah
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But not in China, me old china.
- Pfranz
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#98647
03/21/2003 3:55 AM
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You Can't Always Get What You Want http://www.stonesplanet.com/axsongs.htmJust in case anyone was wondering
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#98648
03/21/2003 1:25 PM
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from the link: The band, which is scheduled to perform in Shanghai April 1 and in Beijing April 4, will not be allowed to play "Brown Sugar,""Honky Tonk Women,""Beast of Burden," or "Let's Spend the Night Together," said Chen Jixin head of Beijing Time New Century Entertainment, a concert organizer behind the two China dates.
The four songs, all of which include sexual references, were originally cut from the mainland release of the band's "40 Licks" compilation album by China's culture ministry, Chen said. "Brown Sugar" refers to an interracial coupling. And what do they think the Stones are insinuating in their title "40 Licks"? Guitar licks? Ha! (yeah, and Sticky Fingers refers to eating cotton candy) And, so, they can play "Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud!"(Cloud being the girlfriend's name in the song)  Somebody call the Chinese Culture Ministry, quick! I mean, trying to delete all the sexual references out of Stones tunes is like trying to take the potato out of a potato chip!  
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#98649
03/21/2003 1:55 PM
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all the sexual references out of Stones tunes
Or either that or drug use, one.
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#98650
03/21/2003 2:54 PM
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Why does it not surprise me that a thread which starts out about bodily functions ends up being about the Stones?
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#98651
03/21/2003 2:59 PM
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old hand
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title "40 Licks"? Guitar licks?Uh, yeah, that's what I'd assumed. Shows how much I know.  Guess I'm not quite as corrupted as I'd first thought.
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#98652
03/21/2003 3:46 PM
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Why does it not surprise me that a thread which starts out about bodily functions ends up being about the Stones?Uhhh, could it be because of Mick Jagger's image of a puritanically neutered asexuality? 
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#98653
03/31/2003 3:20 AM
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Rhuby, my grateful thanks for this thread. I needed a good laugh after being depressed by the news, and I got several from this collection. Thanks also to the contributors.
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#98654
03/31/2003 7:07 AM
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Why does it not surprise me that a thread which starts out about bodily functions ends up being about the Stones?
Because Stone's songs, one way or another, are all about bodily functions, all of them interconnected.
- Pfranz
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