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and the twins, Beauti and Musi Shan...
formerly known as etaoin...
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Announcing Dame Mezzo Forte and her son, P. Anu.
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Arrivals at the Gamblers Ball are: first Pastor Post followed by Bettine Cindy Kate, his sister.
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Announcing the French Chargé d'Affaires, M. Atrix and his wife, Domine.
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Followed quickly by the Fibre king Mr. P. Pod and his daughter, Senna.
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Announcing R. Buckminster Fuller and his nephew, G. O. Desic-Dome.
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You could also announce home towns. Some of these are from Bennett Cerf's Bumper Crop, which I inhaled and pretty much memorized when I was 10 or 12.
Lettuce Finder, Shady, Del.
Hans R. Dirty, Jr., Goan, Wash.
G. Thurza Mighty, Pretty, Miss.
Justin Case, Isle Goto, Mass. (this one I made up)
I. Always Wanta, Little, Mo. " "
I. Needa Maka, Private, Col. " "
U. Otto Payer, Income, Tex. " "
Lemmee Havva, Hammond, RI. " "
U. R. Justa, Common, Ore. " "
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A welcome, please for the separate arrivals of Mr and Mrs Juan Atta Thyme: and they are hoping to be joined, 10 seconds before the ball commences, by their son, Justin.
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...by their son, Justin
...and his cousin from Russia, Nickoff.
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We welcome to the Weather Forecasters’ Ball, Calder T Day, his wife Renee Day and their boy Sonny.
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