Not exactly a malapropism, but had same effect on the lady who committed it. She was
helping her country doctor husband do a home delivery up in the hills. The father of the
was aobviously disappointed when he learned that the newborn was a girl,
understandably having hoped for a boy who would help with heavy farm work.
Quite innocently the doctor's wife inquired: "Couldn't you use a litte hoer?"