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 A litlle snippet from Dave Barry's latst column, which I thought might amuse the Fourth Estaters here:
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But my point is that competitive eating is a real sport, and I considered taking it up. But when I thought about what this would mean -- sitting around for hours, stuffing my face with unhealthy food -- I realized it was basically the same thing as journalism.
 Ruh roh--better not let wow see this!
 I understand that in Zild it's always tomorrow; still, I feel it's unjust that sjm should get ahold of our local boy's Sunday column before us Usn compatriots do.
 Hey, they have to have some advantage, don't they?![]()
 stuffing my face with unhealthy food
It's not always unhealthy. Sometimes, at, like, a book launch or an exhibition opening, we get crudites and dip. Or, like, brie and crackers. Or even both! (o frabjous day!) And wine. I like it when they give us wine.
You can always tell a journo at any gathering where there's free food or an open bar. That is where us economically-challenged word wranglers are generally to be found.
I was never much of a one for the boudoirs
I was generally to be found where the food was
- Ogden Nash
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