Yay! I had misconverted the numbers on the size of my pockets. Oh my, now that phrase could open up all kinds of possibilities! The first being that you are somehow obsessed with your trousers...

Welcome aBoard, Zed--a particularly appropriate term for a "longtime crokinoler"! BOY am I glad to find people who've not only heard of it, but have played it. And yes, I remember the pain when you're not careful!