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"Dog fights are cruel!" cried Tom pugnaciously.
"I can't remember any Roman historians," said Tom obliviously.
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“Now, the hand augur was invented before the time of Christ,” Tom went on boringly.
“But I’ll never catch goldfish with this rod,” Tom carped.
“Infirm of purpose! Give me the daggers,” she said incisively.
“Of course I passed!” Tom said testily.
“That came from the Bavarian Motor Works!” Tom beamed.
“I should have turned the motor off,” Tom thought idly.
“I’ve been gone a long time,” Tom said absently. “But its time I moved on again,” he continued.
“After you madam,” Tom said gently.
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"I write detective novels" he said stoutly.
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"And I'm the protagonist in them," he said wolfishly.
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"We are honored to have you sit at the front of the boat," he bowed.
/coat tails
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"I just love the Kentucky Derby" Jackie said hoarsely.
"This milk has gone bad," he said sourly.
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"Now we can't have you urinating on Mrs Marple's flowers, can we?" Tom said doggedly, as he yanked on his Yorkshire terrier's leash.
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stoutly…wolfishly
And I do all the actual work, he said archly.
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"I think you'll find that's an agate", she said crisply.
formerly known as etaoin...
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"Is that what Indian women wear?" asked Tom sorrily.
"Is that a bed up there?" asked Tom loftily.
"I hear you're getting married," said Tom engagingly.
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