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etting through hell is the bliss that leads to nirvana. But Climax is the end.
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"Boston" is a corruption of "St. Botolph's town." And there, St. Botolph Street was
a row of houses of ill-fame.
For quite a few ;years I did my shopping in Buzzards Bay, MA. Natives sometimes called
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And then there's just plain old Egg Harbor, Dub-Dub...I guess that's the one that Duck, NC would be sitting on directly.  By the looks of the weather there's only going to be one town in South Jersey come Monday...Blizzard Whiteout! Cool!  but the flooding prospects of a major nor'easter on a full moon tide here at the coast...not so cool.
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D'oh! I forgot about Paradise. http://makeashorterlink.com/?D22C12FA3Also, if you go to Zoom Level 5, you can easily find Sault Ste Marie. Both of them. [cross-threading-e]
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We have a Paradise, too. It's contiguous with St. John's. I have a friend who lives there, and we were just mulling over the oddness of "I live in Paradise" this weekend. Then again, Newfoundland is full of odd place names, which I believe is also somewhat YART-y, so I won't mention any.
Except Dildo, in case there was anyone in the universe who hadn't heard of it yet.
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If I want someone to Kissimmee in Florida, then I might have to go by way of Sugar Land in Texas, to ensure that I have Sweet Lips in Tennessee.
Don't worry about your Tum Tum and your Walla Walla in Washington, or even your Hoo Hoo in West Virginia; it's your Square Butt in Montana that should concern you.
You can't make Hot Coffee in Mississippi with the Coldwater in Missouri; nor should you try to make Java in South Dakota with the Badwater in California.
If you don't like Surprise(s) in Nebraska or Indiana, then don't have Intercourse in Alabama or Pennsylvania, because that could cause an Accident to happen in Maryland.
If someone could Aimwell in Alabama, they might be able to Cut-n-Shoot in Texas with Two Guns in Arizona.
If you want to maintain Fidelity in Mississippi, don't go near the Hooker(s) in Oklahoma, California, or Arkansas; or near the Love Ladies in New York; and certainly nowhere near Horneytown, North Carolina. You might be safe in Virginville, Pennsylvania, though.
You might not like living in a Plain City in Utah, but that would be better than living in a Big Ugly city in West Virginia.
If you want a Sandwich in Massachusetts, you might have to travel south to Mayo, Florida for the dressing, and then back north to Sandwich Landing, New Hampshire, for the Rye bread.
It must be embarrassing to not know how to spell in Embarass, Minnesota; they must not be Smartt like the folks in Tennessee and the folks in Embarrass, Wisconsin. And the people in Typo, Kentucky wish they had a Secretary from Maryland.
In Virginia, there is one Threeway, and two Fourway(s); but those are pretty Ordinary, unless that is the Bane of your existence, which makes you Cuckoo, then you would be in Nuttsville, and would Needmore Simplicity in your Pocket.
If you are Dunmovin in California, but don't want to miss your Last Chance to see Timbuctoo, then you had better drive your Honda to the Roads End, by way of Mystic; If you end up in Secret Town, just have Confidence that someone will Rescue you, and You Bet everything will be Grand, then.
...........It's true, this lone stranger has no life......... :D
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P.S. Since I am a stranger, I hope I haven't made any faux pas......I keep seeing referrences to Yarty's......is that a good thing or a bad thing?
And just how do I enable the smilies?
And what is the one thing (two? three? four?) that is a no-no, as in unwritten laws?
Thanks.........
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RubyRed,
For smileys and other such, you type the word smile within square brackets []. (If I do that it will, of course, print a smiley.) There are other emoticons and you can find them under the FAQs, "Using Markup". To make things a different colour use name of colour between the square brackets where you want the colour to begin, and /name of colour where you want it to end. I can type an example with spaces to show you:
[ red ] RubyRed [ /red ] should result in RubyRed if you leave out the spaces.
YART stands for "Yet Another Rehashed Topic" and some people find it insulting to be accused of YARTing, but we haven't really come up with a better name, though we've tried. And re-hashing isn't always bad because there are always new people coming in here who may not have discussed something before.
And the unwritten law - well there is none, really - if there were one, it would be something like "Be nice to people, and try to stay away from potentially incendiary topics." But above all, "Be nice to people" is really The Rule.
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Why, thank you, Bean!
Since you are being so accomodating, would ya could ya tell me if there is a timeline of sorts that explains 'stranger' vs 'old hand' vs 'carpal tunnel' etc...... ?
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