I'd listen carefully on this one.

Akshually® (ooh, I'm getting the hang of ®! great excitement! still don't know why I'm putting one on this word but I accept that somebody must've coined it...!), I DO listen, VERY carefully - 'tis me job, ye know. Cannae be misquoting people. Well, akshually® (now I can't stop myself! ®), I can and do misquote people - but only on porpoise. Hafta stop them sounding like fuddling eejits in their business profiles, doesn't I?

I am invited to another opera soiree with the same people this coming Friday. Will see if I can discreetly jot down a few examples and report back to y'all. Mebbe I can wear a shirt with long cuffs and scribble notes on them (the cuffs!) in delible ink.