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If we are what we eat
which reminds me of a stoopid but fun Austin Powers pick-up line: "If we are what we eat, I could be you by morning...."
I also like these ones:
"Nice legs - what time do they open?"
and
"I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?"
and finally
"Do you work at the Post Office, because I thought I saw you checking out my package...."
Not that I would necessarily fall for a guy who used any of these seriously, but.
>"Nice legs - what time do they open?"<
Oh, mY! That is funnY!
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"I am not a complete idiot. Some of my pieces are missing."
This thread is getting kind of long, but . . .
I saw one today that was worth sharing:
Let an electrician check your shorts.
Reminds me of one that was common to the EEs back in engineering school
"Engineers do it with greater frequency and less resistance."
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OHMy!
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