Since this thread has wandered beyond the original question and into the Shakespearean realm, I see an opportunity to share one of my favorite bits of humor.
Not many are aware that John Wayne's first attempt on the legitimate stage was a performance in Hamlet. After completely butchering the role, he was boo'd from the stage.
As he faced his audience of critics, he shouted above the boos, "Now wait a minute. I didn't write this shit."