Well, technically, guys...if you want to be boringly Descartes about all this:

It's not an apple, it is a painting of an apple.

It's not an apple, it is a photograph of an apple.

If you can't eat it, then it's obviously not an apple.

I mean, is this a can of Campbell's Tomato Soup?:

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