An I'll betcha they ain' a classical Roman in the bunch.

There ain' ennathin' or ennaone that's classical where I live. Closest thin' to even historical--disregarding classical altogether-- is the marker for where the Battle of Five Forks was fought--and you kin stand there and count the five forks to make sure the historians got the count right.

We speak Southern Virginian here. Wanna guess how lots of us pronounce "vegetables"?