#91617
01/12/2003 3:40 AM
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...and our hero felt himself being stalked in the corn field.
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#91618
01/12/2003 10:53 AM
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#91619
01/12/2003 12:18 PM
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Well, shucks. He didn't have a kernel of sense, of course.
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#91620
01/12/2003 1:56 PM
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old hand
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What! No Kernel of sense? Why even a Private's got enough sense to get out of the rain. Why didn't he go and find an empty kennel? Doggoneit!
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#91621
01/12/2003 2:07 PM
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sense to get out of the rain
Mebbe the Wiz din't give him no brain.
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#91622
01/12/2003 2:15 PM
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He was looking for corn shucks because all the bumf was used up.
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#91623
01/12/2003 2:25 PM
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Bravely our hero shouted, "Lend me your ears!"
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#91624
01/12/2003 2:48 PM
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He didn't want the ears. He wanted the cobs. They cleanse roughly but thoroughly.
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#91625
01/12/2003 2:49 PM
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but after the long stormy and stygian night, all the starch was taken out of him. 'struth!
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#91626
01/12/2003 4:12 PM
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'Pone my soul, he'd be butter off in his own crib.
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#91627
01/12/2003 4:49 PM
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#91628
01/12/2003 7:12 PM
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Bill, where do you find those cobs? got any ta ssel?
formerly known as etaoin...
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#91629
01/12/2003 7:48 PM
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Nope. Now I'm selling geese so their necks can be slid down backwards.
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#91630
01/13/2003 12:11 AM
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#91631
01/13/2003 1:11 AM
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I'm amaized that this has gone on so long. I think the goose is cooked.
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#91632
01/13/2003 1:14 AM
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#91633
01/13/2003 2:06 AM
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Dear WW: I'll bet you didn't know that "husk" is a veterinary diagnosis in UK, as I remember
from one of James Herriot's stories. I'll go try to find URL.
I didn't give URL because the quote below seems sufficient.
Lungworm (Husk)
Parasitic disease causing pneumonia in a wide age range of cattle.
Infection is acquired by ingesting worm larvae on pasture, which
have been passed in the faeces of infected animals. Healthy
animals may carry infection.
An effective vaccine is available.
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