The Bantam New College Spanish and English Dictionary 1987

mind miscarriage - when the thought doesn't quite make it to the tip of your tongue

ageism aisle - where you can find Depends and Preparation H

apologetic apron - pinafore with this phrase in bold letters..."Sorry I burned dinner"

ass atrocity - butt crack exposed

blabber block - hand over the mouth

cut-rate dance-band - musicians at a trailer-park wedding

fault finding felt-tipped pen - editors' weapon of choice

free lunch fringe - those that show up for happy hour every day

one-way orange squeezer - it won't put the juice back in the orange

passable pawn - the Queen winks at him on her way by