American heritage: New College Edition

mammy mandate
Fetch the firewood, Billy Junior, or fetch me a switch.

Madam Madwort
What I call any of the Awad ladies (behind their backs) who misses the point of my diamond-studded wit and takes offense at my well-intended remarks.

martial law mash
The national dance of Nigeria.
A sad and deadly dance. May God above help the innocent and good among these people, we apparently can't.