LISTS (retro)

(1) Dub-Dub, I think you've been listing lately!
Whitman, you've misspelled "lisp"

(2) A truly loving caretaker can end up shelling out lots of bucks in the name of animal love!
Not me Wordwind, I just move 'em off the interstate onto the median. Did you know you lisped "collar" twice?

(3) I thought your handling of the previous Hogwash® was stellar. You exemplified Hemingway's description of a hero: grace under pressure.

Cheez Wiz AnnaStrophic, talk about buttering up the judge. That kind of talk would have made you Miss Runner-Up in the Miss America Pageant back when Bert Parks was still drinking and still singing "There she goes".

(4) Now this is what I call real ole timey Hogwash. Down and dirty. Out of the box with everyone mad and fighting.
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