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Thanks for this, WO'N! - may I add to it, George Carlin's views on how life is backwards:
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...you finish off as an orgasm.
Sounds pretty good to me....
Entire Thread Subject Posted By Posted With an ageless wink in my eye... WhitmanO'Neill 01/04/03 11:11 PM Re: With an ageless wink in my eye... Buffalo Shrdlu 01/04/03 11:58 PM Re: With an ageless wink in my eye... Jackie 01/05/03 02:39 AM Re: With an ageless wink in my eye... modestgoddess 01/05/03 03:05 AM Re: With an ageless wink in my eye... maahey 01/05/03 07:53 AM
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