Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the Pearly gates.
"In honor of the season," St. Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven on this holy day."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on and said, "It represents a candle."
"You may pass through," St. Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of car keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
"You may pass through," St. Peter said.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. Saint Peter looked at him and asked, "And what do these symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."