Small wonder, thta. There might be inappropriate good puns, and there might be appropriate good puns, but there's no such thing as a bad pun.

Speaking of which:

My friend Michael Ritz has written an opera which features no less than 13 talking moose. He hired a bunch of very tall, very thin people to portray the moose, and they all arrive on stage by coming down a chimney at back center. Yes indeed, Mike Ritz's "Moose Talking" is sung by the Chimney Width Choir.


TEd