#90062
12/21/2002 1:53 AM
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Elizabeth was very surprised to see her friend Helen at the photo counter in their local drugstore. "Helen", she said, "You told me this morning that you were going to England this afternoon. I thought it was odd, you leaving again so soon after your trip to Sea World." "No, no", replied Helen, showing her the photo packet. I said I was going to see the prints of whales.
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#90063
12/21/2002 2:18 AM
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I understand that fish prints are a popular folk art form, but whale prints? Take a pretty big piece of paper, and, no, elephant ears wouldn't begin to do the job. You might be able to get a small whale onto a long strip of Tyvek...
I'm kidding, Jackie!
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#90064
12/21/2002 2:03 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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"No, no", replied Helen, showing her the photo packet. I said I was going to see the prints of whales.
And only the day before, Helen, known to her friends as Snow White, had been singing, "Some day, my prints will come."
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#90065
12/21/2002 2:10 PM
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 Thanks, you-all! I'm hoping this will be the start of another shaggy you-know-what thread. (Hint.)
Whale fin-prints! [shaking head e] Plaster of Paris sure wouldn't work!
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#90066
12/21/2002 6:14 PM
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Evvverybody wants ta get in ta TEd's act! Sheesh! [rolling-eyes-e]
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#90067
12/22/2002 9:46 AM
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Hour after hour Camilla lay there, hoping that soon her prince would come.
TEd
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#90068
12/23/2002 4:11 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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How did you get this info, TEd? Are you a nosy Parker, or do you consult the crystal Bowles?
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#90069
12/24/2002 12:00 AM
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Oh, NOW I get it, Ted--duh! (Hour after hour I lay here, pondering...) By the way, is it true that the royal family has decreed that he shall not marry her?
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#90070
12/24/2002 1:38 AM
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old hand
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> By the way, is it true that the royal family has decreed that he shall not marry her? Or, is it really true that, no matter how hard I try, I am physically incapable of caring less? 
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#90071
12/30/2002 1:03 AM
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Pooh-Bah
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Now that, my friend, sounds like the very worst form of determined apathy...
- Pfranz
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#90072
12/30/2002 1:29 AM
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So, is there a good form of determined apathy? ;-)
Welcome back, Sweetie!
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#90073
12/30/2002 1:33 AM
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