Just to throw a stone in the stew:
Years ago, I was told anyone can be an attorney since an attorney is someone appointed by a person to represent them. For example, at my neighbor's request, I could call the bank and negotiate for my neighbor by saying "I am acting for Mrs Jones."
HOWEVER : to be a lawyer or call yourself one you must go to Law School, and be admitted to the Bar before practicing law.
It may be it is different from when I was told..... but does anyone know for sure?

In years past you used to have a choice betwen "reading the law" by working in a lawyer's office for several years as a paid clerk while studying with that lawyer, then taking the bar exam - OR - going to law school. But. I do not know of any state that currently allows you to read the law and then take the bar exam....you have to go to law school .
Hmmmm, another option for the financially challenged down the tubes.
Where IS Sparteye? Still recovering from Christmas?